The Relapse Wish List
Wednesday, March 25 2009 4:42 PM EST | Posted by: B.Dot | Posted in: Guest List
It’s been a minute—well, five years actually, since we’ve heard from Marshall. But on May 19, that’s scheduled to change with the release of his fifth solo album, Relapse. Truthfully, Em has big zapatos to fill. And to ensure customer satisfaction is guaranteed, the homie broken cool added his 2 cents to see that it’s met.
NO AKON…IN FACT FEW GUESTS IF ANY
Each night before I go to sleep I say a prayer and it goes like this:
God, I know Eminem jumped on Akon’s “Smack That” and tore it
up…but I PRAY that he was paid for this guest spot and it wasn’t one
of those “you appear on my song, I’ll appear on yours” deals. Please
keep “Relapse” free of any Africans who aspire to do Country music. Thank you.
Seriously though, I REALLY hope the Pop&B world didn’t get into
Shady’s ear and convince him to let them on what should be 2009′s best
album (and yes I said SHOULD). Going further, I hope the album is
relatively free of guests. I’m fine with D-12 and Bobby Creekwater
(although I would have preferred Stat Quo)…and of course Dr. Dre,
Snoop Dogg and 50 are always welcome, but please keep the hordes of
guests away…and Ca$his…please keep Ca$his away too…but there is
one exception on the guests issue…keep reading…






Man, miss me with the fake Jay and B quotes already. Headlines. Some of you sites will do anything for attention and traffic. You really believed B would speak to Star magazine? Tuck your tabloid in. And why would Hov need to write a letter to his daughter? Bitch please. He wrote a song! It's called "Glory" and it's pretty fuckin' revealing. He went on the record (double entendre) but you still don't get it. You may hear baby Blue's first cries but no you don't know her height, weight or what she looks like. And no you ain't gettin' a flick, fool. Can new parents get some privacy? Even if they are celebrities. Sheesh! Who raised you animals? Party at the 40/40. Paps outside. Rushin' the velvet rope. Don't trip over your integrity.
Put us here if you like. The RR store stays open 24/7. SOPA? Yeah we Showcase Our Product Always. And we're gonna continue straight ahead til somebody up there turns out the lights. Start from scratch? I'm not afraid.
