Guest List: Five Best Things About Eminem’s “We Made You”

In case you haven’t heard, Eminem is back! And I for one, am diggin’ both the song and the video for, “We Made You.” The single is ten times better than that awful, “Just Lose It” (albeit, a bit funny). Plus, “We Made You’s” chorus is actually more catchy than it is gimmicky. After the jump, peep the the five best things about Shady’s new vid. “We Made You”, why would we play you?!

Fat Jessica Simpson

You could’ve easily thrown a blonde chick with big boobs in daisy dukes and sworn it was Jessica Simpson. But leave it up to Em to take it a step further and make fun of her recent weight issues. The Jess look-a-like gyrates in front of a General Lee styled ride with her stomach bulging out of her shorts.

Shots Fired At Jason Mraz

At the 1:52 mark,  Em mocks singer/songwriter Jason Mraz. The funniest thing this is that he looks a lot like Jason Mraz. It’s one of the better parts of the video. Am I the only that caught Em mentioning John Mayer, but visually mocking Mraz?

Eminem Back In Pink Alf Shirt

Who can forget this Shady picture? A young Eminem rockin’ the shit out of a pink “Alf” shirt. At the 2:55 mark, Eminem reprises the pic. The shirt is a little different and a little more pink, but hilarious nonetheless. Charles Hamilton is somewhere right now, slitting his wrist.

Appears To Pay Homage To “Guitar Hero

At various points of the video, including 2:44, Em is standing on a black surface as red, blue, yellow and green icons wiz by him. Video game heads will instantly recognize this from popular the “Guitar Hero” series. Now, I assume Em included this because of the song’s Rock star influenced hook. But, could Shady be a closet “Guitar Hero” fan? I mean he’s gotta be better than it than Jim Jones’ crew at “Rock Band,” right?

Porno Palin

Kudos to Eminem for securing the starlet, “Serra Paylin” to appear in his video. Unless my eyes are mistaking me (They did yesterday when I thought Dr. Dre’s wife was, Chyna. SMH), this is the same actress who appeared in a recent porno flick in tribute to Alaska’s MILF Governor.

What are your favorite parts of Shady’s new video?

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  • SimOn

    I liked Serra Paylin :) , Lisa Ann is her real name or porno name whatever :) .

    And btw i think em packed the homage to guitar hero in there because the hook says Rockstar :) and maybe because hailie playes it alot with her friends or something maybe himself too :).

    And the pink shirt is very funny that he remembers that shit for a video sooo lol :)

  • Chris brown

    my fav part was the Rihanna sleeper dope!

  • biggestjordan

    This from the dude who said Mannie Fresh > Dilla….fuck outta heeeeere! The song and video is mad corny..maybe it would be if he hadn’t done it oooooooooh 4 other times. I’m an Em fan but right now he’s 0-2.

  • BLOODY SHAME

    Honestly my most fav part is when it stopped.

    This is sooooo not hip hop.

    It is very pop music.

    Will get a lot of play on Z100.

    Funny how I read somebody state that this song “goes hard”..LOL

    Can’t see the hood lovin this.

    It’ll go diamond, and his album as well, cause white america loves this guy.

    Which is his, and his Lawyers plan, just make that money.Weeeeeeeee. and fuck all the lil talented negroes, that can really rhyme, don’t give them any deals nor airtime. Give it to Eminem!!!!smile.

    And Dre born 1965…wtf.

  • BIGGZ

    @BLOODY SHAME

    “Which is his, and his Lawyers plan, just make that money.Weeeeeeeee. and fuck all the lil talented negroes, that can really rhyme, don’t give them any deals nor airtime. Give it to Eminem!!!!smile.”

    WTF BEING BLACK HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, SON SOME OF US ALWAYS PLAY THAT RACE CARD I GUESS OBAMA BEING PRESIDENT DIDNT DO SHIT FOR YOUR COMMON SENSE. SOME NIGGAS WILL NEVER GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND BY THE WAY EMINEM HAS CREATED MORE JOBS SINCE 1999 FOR SOME OF US NIGGAS THEN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TREE SINCE 1865 TILL TODAY 04/07/2009

    “And Dre born 1965…wtf.”

    YEAH I’M 23 YEARS OLD AND I DONT GET THE POINT TO BASH SOMEBODYS AGE IF THEY STAYING RELEVANT ONCE AGAIN ONLY NIGGAS AND ONLY HIP HOP THIS GUY BEEN DOING HIM FOR DECADES Bruce Springsteen September 23, 1949 (1949-09-23)(age 59)BUT YOU WONT HEAR NO ROCK FAN UNDER 30, 40 OR 50 GO “AND BRUCE BORN 1949…WTF.” BECAUSE AS LONG THE MUSIC IS GREAT AND HES NOT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF HES GOOD! DAMNNNNNNNNN SON SOME OF US ARE SPECIAL! LOL WTF

  • The Mansion Boys

    oh its so funny how quickly you all forget. Welcome back Marshal. All this talent out there with no humor. Bring it. The Mansion Boys can appreciate this.

  • Ha

    The Britney Spears impersonator is a man. Look on Youtube for Derrick Barry.

  • Funky T

    Hey Guys – we sold that pink alf shirt. We’re messin’ our trousers! You can get your own Pink Alf Shirt on http://www.funkst.com – Cheers!