Sometimes, you just have to dumb it down. No Lupe F.
Last Week: Hip-Hop Confessions: Cold As Ice
Once upon time, there was a really short man with funny hair named, Mark. Mark called himself Sisqo and sang in a group called Dru Hill. One day, Mark made an album all by himself. He called it Unleash The Dragon. He loved dragons. Anyway, over five million people bought it because of these four really great songs that played on the radio. The most popular one was about thongs. Crazy, right?!
Yep, Mark was on top of the world. Everyone loved him. He even did a song with DMX and Beanie Sigel! But then, something bad happened: He got cocky. And it made Usher and R.Kelly mad. But Mark didn’t care. Instead, he made another album. And guess what? It sucked. Bad. After that, his fans turned on him and forgot about all the great music he made. Rappers did the same thing too. Nas called him a faggot. Twice. At least he didn’t kiss another guy. Eventually, Mark disappeared. But last year, he made a comeback as a country singer—on TV!
Yeah, I know it’s sad that people laugh at him now. But not me. I still like to listen to his songs. Now, remember boys and girls, switch siding is like drugs: Just say no!
Shout out to KING and Peter Rubin for the inspiration.