Soulja Boy Writes His First Book

This summer, you can add “author” to Soulja Boy’s resume. It’s been reported that Soulja Boy has penned his first book, Teenage Millionaire. No word as to what it’ll entail, but SB says it’ll be released on July 28. Only time will tell ya, if it’ll be a bestseller.

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  1. Diversify your bonds, nigga! Protect ya muthafuckin neck!

    Dude has great business advisors. Why not add another revenue stream?

  2. LMAO says:

    A book written by Soulja Boy? LMAO a BOOK?!?!?! Does it come with pop-ups? Dude can’t even write lyrics now he thinks he can write books? Jesus this made my morning *cracking up* oh man SB an author lol who is his publisher? Mad magazine? Homie you can’t ringtone a book lol here’s a thought how about you take some of that money enroll in some collegiate (hmm maybe not that advanced) writing classes, start off with some short stories, essays, a couple thesis’ then maybe you can write an article. Why does this dude want to unnecessarily kill trees for? Bdot you funny lol a bestseller lmao *snif* oh lawd this is classic

  3. Dashing says:

    @Lmao

    It will definitely sell well, probably better than most rapper’s albums. Laugh all you want. He’s hitting mad media streams and will be making money a lot longer than a lot of other rappers.

  4. Ac@pella! says:

    This nigga looks like he’s askin 4 forgiveness from the public for his bullshit music, now he’s pleadin with us to buy his book…Hopin’ and wishin’…keep doin ya thang kid…whateva that is…

  5. ashbee says:

    This shit is ghostwritten. That’s first. Two, please tell me what Soulja Boy can enlighten any of us on. I still believe his Youtube hit was a damn fluke! lol

    Third, printed media is in the shitter big time and whoever thinks this is prudent move as far as revenue streams go OBVIOUSLY hasn’t stepped foot in a business school.

    Just saying.

  6. LMAO says:

    @Dashing LMAOOOO!!!!! Oh…shit…please…*gasp* lol no more lol listen i’ll give dude his financial status, ringtones even lil shoe/clothing and cartoon ventures maybe a D movie thespian role or two BUT a good novel with substance from SB (the creator of such lyrical wizardry as “Turn My Swag On” ) = an Olympic gold medal gymnastics routine from Stephen Hawking . It’s never gonna happen. Lol oh man I needed this laugh keep the comedy coming

  7. Jackson says:

    Wait soulja boy can read

  8. HaZiQ aLi says:

    if u cant see greatness in this cat, i KNOW U CANT SEE IT IN YRSELF…

  9. tommylee says:

    Funny, even the haters on here know who is and that he’s a millionaire…publishing a book shows he’s no dummy…his youtube hit a fluke? I’ll take a one of those…

  10. Jay Fingers says:

    Can’t knock the kid’s hustle, but I have to admit this makes me mad. I write for a living and it’s an everyday struggle. I have to pitch stories, endure more rejection than success, subject myself to constant criticism.

    However, this kid probably just said, “Hmmm, I think I wanna write a book,” and had publishers knocking his door down, throwing a nice advance his way.

    Yeah, I’m hatin’ right now!!!

    FML, yo. FML.

  11. mac DIESEL says:

    @ Jay Fingers

    MAYBE IT’S BECUZ U BROKE U N U CAN’T WRITE!!!!! YOU’RE A NOBODY!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! U WACK SON!!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!!

  12. Jay Fingers says:

    @ mac DIESEL — You’re such a stan, yo. Such a stalker. Raise up off my nuts, please, they’re heavy enough.

  13. mac DIESEL says:

    @ Jay Fingers

    WOW, U MUSTA LEARNED HOW TO WRITE LIKE THAT IN WRITING CLASS!!!!! U SUCK SON!!!! BUHAHAHAHA!!!!! NIGGA U WAS BITIN’ MY “DONT HATE” SHIT FOR A MINUTE NIGGA!!!! STOP FRONTIN’!!!!! I SHIT ON MY GROUPIES!!!! U AIN’T KNOW???? STEP YA WRITIN’ GAME UP FUCKBOY!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!!

  14. Jay Fingers says:

    Simmer down, son. You’re going to suffer an aneurysm if you keep that nonsense up.

  15. mac DIESEL says:

    @ Jay Fingers

    “I have to pitch stories, endure more rejection than success, subject myself to constant criticism.”

    BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! U SO FUCKIN’ WACK SON!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! U DID YASELF IN U UNDERACHIEVIN’ BORN FUCKIN’ LOSER!!!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUMS LIKE U JUST CRACK ME UP!!!!! SUCKA!!!!!

    * R.I.P JAY FINGERS *

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!!!!

  16. Jay Fingers says:

    Yes, I am a born loser. You win, mac DIESEL. Now calm yourself before you soil your incontinence panties.

  17. mac DIESEL says:

    @ Jay Fingers

    “Yes, I am a born loser. You win, mac DIESEL”

    BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!BUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!!

  18. yeepppp says:

    He can Write? Wow somebody must have wrote this for him

  19. kianja way says:

    yall can fall bak yall jus hatnd on mah hubbie soulja boy yall jus some shortcakes nd yo dnt b on shyt but hatnd on mah man nd yall jel nd on deAndre cuz yall wanna wriite a book bt yall all jus sum broke nikkas so fall bak on ya boii SOULJA BOY TELLEM

    kiki lawinski

  20. Ghost says:

    Who is going to buy that book? Honestly?
    I don’t know 10 let alone 1000 folks that like this guy or could care about him. That book will flop because he has rubbed too many folks the wrong way with his antics. The ONLY way he sells that bookis if folks get to review it a month in advance to see if he has anythign of substance to say to folks.
    If it’s just crap, he might as well give it away with his cd to those few fans that will buy the new cd like they did his last one.

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