ESGN: Freddie Gibbs “Carmelo WTF?”


After noticing Freddie Gibbs’ insightful and often humorous observations on sports through his Twitter account, Rap Radar decided to give him a forum to express his thoughts on the thrills of victory and the agonies of defeat. It’s Gangsta Gibbs Wide World Of Sports. The black Bill Simmons is here. And for his sixth column he analyzes the opening round of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Yo Carmelo, WTF?!

This is where we separate the men from the boys in the NBA. Playoffs just started and we had a few upsets in the game ones but that don’t really mean shit in a 7 game series. Although I must say I was quite surprised to see the Lakers and Spurs take an L to the Hornets and Grizzlies.

My fellow Indiana native Zach Randolph went off with 25 and 14 to seal the deal. Chris Paul had 33 points and 14 assists and put the Hornets up 1-0 against Kobe and company. Kobe almost fucked off the season on that fade away when he fell in the crowd and ran into a fan’s knee. I woulda put that nigga out the arena, fuck his floor seats. Lakers gonna bounce back and get rid of the Hornets with no problem though.

This year’s future MVP runner-up Dwight Howard scored an impressive 46 points and snagged 19 rebounds only to lose to the Hawks in game one. The Magic should win the series but if they don’t go all the way expect Super Man to be traded or lost in free agency to a team that can get him a ring. Might be the LeBron shit all over again—just in Orlando.

The original Big 3/Super Team of the modern era, Boston Celtics took down the Knicks last night with some help from the always reliable Ray Allen to go up a game. It’s sad because Amare played his heart out, that dunk on Jermaine O’Neal was nasty, but Carmelo spoiled it in the end when he took that 30 foot shot wit all that time on the clock. I know a few plays earlier the refs jerked him on that offensive foul call, but damn Melo you could’ve went to the cup and tied the game. Shit like that makes me glad you didn’t come to the BULLS. You can’t be fuckin’ off playoff games because you wanna be a hero.

With that said, my BULLS probably gon sweep the Pacers on the road to the finals. I told y’all in October it was gonna be ’91 all over again. I’m excited for the playoffs. The matchups are intense and it’s alotta young hungry players in the league. Don’t sleep on the OKC Thunder either they might eliminate your favorite team in the West and you can never count out King James in the East.

Holla at me in the 2nd round.

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  • King James Life

    Man dude is a clown…and King James is the man…

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  • Wiz Sucks

    Hawks taking it all this year fuck your opinion.

  • http://www.wapproved.com W

    “it’s freddie gangsta gibbs hoe!”

  • D

    I’ll remember that STAT dunk over Jermaie O’Neal for the rest of my life.

  • Person

    3 Things if you watch the NBA:

    1.) Magic arent going all the way…HAHAHAHA. Theyre horrid this year.

    2.) Hawks are just as bad if not worse so…

    3.) Kobe was a complete bitch on that play. He hit the guys knee at the very end of his slide after the jumper. Nuff said. He was being Paul Pierce/Vince Carter for a second lol

  • mac DIESEL

    I PARTIALLY BLAME MELO FOR THE LOSS!!!! BUT I’M PUTTIN’ MORE BLAME ON FUCKIN’ D’ANTONIO!!!! HOW THE FUCK U GONNA FORGET STOUDAMIRE??!! THAT NIGGA WAS COMIN’ OFF!!!! HE MADE GARNETT LOOK MAD OLD!!!! MELO WAS 1 FOR 11 IN THE 2ND HALF!!!! SO WHY NOT GO TO YA OTHER SUPERSTAR AND LET HIM DO HIS THING!!!! I WANT D’ANTONIO OUTTA HERE!!!! KNICKS AIN’T GONNA WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP WIT THAT NON-COACHIN’ DUMB ASS ON THE SIDELINE!!!!

    ….AND THAT WAS A BULLSHIT OFFENSIVE FOUL CALL ON MELO!!!! IT’S THE FUCKIN’ PLAYOFFS!!!! LET MEN PLAY LIKE MEN!!!! AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE WHISLTE WHEN GARNETT SHOULDA BEEN WHISTLED FOR A TRIPPING/ILLEGAL MOVING SCREEN CALL TO FREE UP ALLEN FOR THE 3-PT SHOT??!! SMELLS LIKE HOME COURT NO-CALLS FUCKERY TO ME!!!! FUCK BOSTON!!!! AND FUCK THE REFS!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • Word

    Kobe is a bitch how you fall into a niggas knee and get up limpin?!

    Im rooting for OKC, Knicks, Bulls and Spurs. 2 east 2 west. Id rather Bulls win it all though

  • BLU LAMBO

    GIBBS KNOWS HIS SH*T! GETTING HIM A COLUMN ON THIS SITE WAS A GREAT MOVE

  • puerto-rican

    GO KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fuck Ya Life

    I don’t even get that Kobe shit I mean he fell then slid like he had to have known that people knees and chairs was gonna be right behind him he brought that shit on himself. As for the Melo stuff he should have made the smart play instead of taking a 30 foot fucking shot knowing he’s been playing like shit anyway. He should’ve passed to a wide open Douglas I think for the 3.

  • mac DIESEL

    @ Fuck Ya Life

    COSIGN!!!! RONDO WAS HELPIN’ ON THE DOUBLE TEAM!!!! AND DOUGLAS WAS WIDE OPEN!!!! DON’T KNOW WUT THE FUCK MELO WAS THINKIN’!!!! SMH!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • ZoomZoomDad-Otis

    Im a lakers fan first of all…Thats 1 of the series im watching. Knicks vs Celtics is gonna be a dogfight. Just waiting for the dirty playing K.G. to show up. Hope the Knicks win the series so i can watch Knicks vs Heat in 2 round. GAME’s 3 and 4 at MSG are gonna be crazy.

  • jon boy

    co sign mac diesel , why was the foul not called on garnett for the pick and roll. why was toney doulas on Ray allen but not landry fields??? FIRE DANTONI

  • ZoomZoomDad-Otis

    Attention : Lakers PLAY DEFENSE !

  • mac DIESEL

    @ ZoomZoomDadOtis

    I AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT THE LAKERS!!!! LAKERS ARE GONNA WIN 4 STRAIGHT!!!! ONLY THREAT FOR THE LAKERS ARE THE LAKERS!!!!

    ….AND KOBE NEED TO CHILL WIT CHUCKIN’ UP ALL THEM SHOTS!!!! THE LESS HE SHOOTS, THE BETTER THE LAKERS PLAY!!!! THAT’S MY ONLY GRIPE WIT KOBE IS HIM BEING A BALL HOG AT THE WRONG TIME!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • http://producersiknow.wordpress.com producersiknow

    BOSTON. Fuck your opinion.

    One.

  • mac DIESEL

    @ jon boy

    THE KNICKS MANAGEMENT ARE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A MOVE AND FIRE D’ANTONIO!!!! I MEAN, HOW MANY CHAMPIONSHIPD DID PHOENIX WIN WIT HIS DUMB ASS??? KNICKS AIN’T GOIN’ NOWHERE AS LONG AS HE’S COACHIN’ THEM!!!! I’M ROOTIN’ FOR MARK JACKSON TO COACH ‘EM NEXT YEAR!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • mac DIESEL

    @ producersiknow

    YEAH NIGGA, FUCK BOSTON!!!! YA BOY GARNETT LOOKS MAD VULNERABLE EVER SINCE HIS SECURITY BLANKET PERKINS GOT TRADED!!!! NIGGA AIN’T POPPIN’ SHIT LIKE HE USED TO!!!! HA!!!! YA BOY AINGE MADE A STUPID MOVE BY GETTIN’ GREEN TO MATCH UP WIT THE HEAT!!!! HE’S THE REASON YA’LL AIN’T GONNA WIN SHIT THIS YEAR!!!! IT’S STILL KNICKS IN 7!!!!

    …FUCKBOY!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • Ice Cold

    Why are we talkin about the knicks??? they are going to win it all anyway lol. Lets talk about teams that have a chance like LA lol……How Bout them LAKERS ahahaahah………and o yea!!!! Lets Go Heat!!!!! miami all day. D-Wade

  • Ice Cold

    They are not going to win it all^^

  • HipHopper

    Note to East teams: There will be a new powerhouse come next season.

    Dwight needs to have monster games but the Magic need to lose to Hawks. Come offseason, the Nets work a package around Brook Lopez, picks, and any other player not named DWill, and Dwight will gladly come to Jersey and play with DWill who is entering his prime rather than play with Kobe who will be 33. Dwight wants to be the FACE of a franchise. He doesn’t wanna go from Magic to Lakers like Shaq did. Too many comparisons will ensue. It’s all a wait game from now on.

    ^^This is just a pipe dream but I can hope can’t I? But I agree with mac, if the knicks are to win something they need a COACH who will put melo in his place.

  • ZoomZoomDad-Otis

    The heat will NOT BEAT the BULLS.

  • Ice Cold

    yes will ZoomZoomDad….just watch lol

  • Mischief

    Sensitive Knickerbocker fans. Smh. Where were you guys for the last 7 years? I’ll be generous and say Celtics in 5, don’t expect to be around any longer than that.

  • mac DIESEL

    ^

    YEAH, I WAS THERE FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS NIGGA!!!! SAME GOES WIT THOSE DAMN METS!!!! I’M THE DEFINITION OF A TRUE KNICK FAN!!!!

    ….AND WHERE WERE THE CELTICS FANS BEFORE GARNETT AND ALLEN CAME ON BOARD??? HMMMM…..

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • puerto-black

    @mischeif, for 7 years i’ve been waiting for eddy to turn into a center, allan houston to be worth 100mil, marbury to be a allstar, zeek to go under a rock, the guy who vince carter jumped over to come to the nba(not really), frye, robinson to be worth something, duhoun……if it wasnt for money23 and 33 lack of dunking knicks would have a chip. GO Knicks!!!! since 92′ starks 0 for 8686758 still bothers me(he’s my faverite)

  • puerto-black

    @ice cold, you were right the 1st tine lol

  • Buckets

    freddie how the fuck are you a bulls fan if you are from indiana? you should hate the bulls. wheres your reggie miller jersey? easy to jump on the bandwagon of the team with 6 fucking titles. you don’t know anything about basketball. another fake ass rapper thinking he knows shit about sports.

  • NotoriousRambo.

    WORD @ MAC

    KNICKS IN 7

  • ZoomZoomDad-Otis

    “Freddie how the fuck are you a bulls fan if you are from indiana?”…He from Gary, indiana its about 45 mins away from Chicago. It makes sense for him to be a BULLS fan. I live about 45 mins from MIAMI im not a HEAT FAN but im a fan of D-Wade respect his game. LETS GO LAKERS !

  • The YOUNG Hov

    I never been a Knick so I aint starting now, Miami better go all the way! Give the ball to Wade bot LeBron!!

    And as for baseball I been a Met fan, they been playing sad the past few years. Johan cant ever play, and they never keep winning.

  • @EtiennedeParis

    @Buckets

    Anybody who’s witnessed MJ’s greatness is a bit of a Bulls fan you pr!@k

    But furthermore tell’us why you mad!?

  • Nicee……

    Hahahahaha I don’t see why everybody think the Bulls gonna sweep Indiana. I believe the Bulls gonna win that series in 6 games. As for the Knicks Carmelo shouldn’t have taken that redundant shot and he was broke the whole second half. I really don’t see Boston going anywhere w/o shaq. Kobe is gonna bitch and whine that’s just Kobe.

  • Kevin Garnett

    I tripped Toney Douglas on Ray’s game winner.
    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Ray-Allen-hits-game-winning-3-pointer-pu?urn=nba-wp1588
    Shout out to the refs for not calling the trip, or the lean out, that got Ray open.

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    elementary article.

  • http://jman.com jman

    shutup flrommyfloorseats. dope article is what it is.

  • white milk

    if you really follow the nba you would know that the spurs will lose. they may win 2 games but truthfully the grizzlies are better than the spurs. NY isnt going anywhere. give them another year or 2 and they’ll be in the thick of things but melo is just another iverson. he has no idea how to play tema ball for 48minutes so he will continuously be their downfall. im surprised at how well the pacers are playing the bulls. if they play that way at home i can see them winning 1 or 2 games ut the bulls will ultimately pull it out but im not coonvinced that the bulls can beat the heat in a 7game series. im rooting for the bulls so we’ll see. the blazers are capable of beating the mavs if the refs stop cheating but the blazers are the more inexperienced team so they have to play through and overcome the refs favoring the mavs. i guess lastly i’ll ask what did gibbs actually contribute here. he didnt say anything that i cant find on espn or yahoo. i thought it would be funny or have a twist to it. his thoughts on this were very basic. not really worth blogging about but w/e. i love bball so any excuse to talk about it works for me….

  • Melvin Davis

    This guy is IGNORANT!

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