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  1. Sonic says:

    Sunday I called Vladimir’s mom but her phone was off so I texted her and she texted back yesterday at around 12:30 p.m. and said her phone died and she was coming back today. I didn’t see her text until an hour later and I texted back asking her how her trip was but she still hasn’t texted back. Why hasn’t she texted back, Vladimir?

    1. uʍop ǝpısdn says:

      I tried to keep quiet Sonic, but I’m going to tell you the truth… She was with me! The thing is, you knew this because in your text you asked her if she would take you back, she said she’s seeing someone else now. You knew she was talking about me Sonic.

      Look Vladimir’s mom told me that you were too rough with her sexually and you hurt her wrists. After a while it was too painful she said. But with me the sex we have is gentle, which is why a lot of the time Vladinir doesn’t even know I’m in the room next door.

      You have to let her go Sonic, unless she decides to take you back. But I love her. El Jim Chapo Guzman (as I call him in the house) knows how much I care for his mom! Please let me love her!!!!!

  2. DoughboyToad says:

    Can’t believe Post Malone is on Tha Gawd Yeezy album that alone will bring down the quality of album and that alone lets me know Post Malone is a wack artist that is a fact

    1. Sonic says:

      Young Thug is on T.L.O.P. twice.

  3. THE REAL mac DIESEL says:

    CAN’T BELIEVE 50 FUCKIN’ WIT THIS CORNROWED CLOWN!!!! A WIN FOR QUEENS REGARDLESS!!!!

    #ELVISMALONE #QUEENS

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

    1. JACK THE CRACKER says:

      THIS LIL BITCH ASS PETER PAN CRACKER STILL REPPING QUEENS LMFAO YOU THE CLOWN, JAYWAN!!!! REP YOUR REAL HOOD, FUCK NUGGET!!! ITS A SMALL WORLD DISNEY RIDE ADVENTURE!!! THATS WHAT YOU REPPING, MICKEY MOUSE!!!!

      1. THE REAL mac DIESEL says:

        YOU’RE SUCH A FAILURE!!!! YOU REP FAILS!!!! LMAO!!!!

        DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

        1. JACK THE CRACKER says:

          OH, YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO GROW SOME BALLS OUT THAT PUSSY OF YOURS AFTER WE BEEN MAKING A MOCKERY OUT YOUR BITCH ASS FOR THE LONGEST!!!! TOO BAD YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A 5 FOOT PUSSY, JAYWAN!!! NOW FLY YOUR BITCH ASS TO NEVERLAND!!! YOU DONT BELONG HERE, PETER PAN!!!

          1. THE REAL mac DIESEL says:

            YOUR MERE EXISTENCE IS ONLY BECAUSE OF ME!!!! YOU FUCKIN’ FAILURE!!!! LMAO!!!!

            #FAIL

            DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

          2. JACK THE CRACKER says:

            I SHIT ON YOUR BITCH ASS ALL DAY, FAGGOT!!!

  4. Neighborhood Soup.. says:

    I hate Post Malone… He’s such a fuckin doofus.. This fool is the Worst..

  5. el jim chapo guzman says:

    50 cent is The Most Electrifying rapper in Hip hip today.

    1. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

      Calm down, Vladimir your panties are wet.

      Lol @ “50 cent is The Most Electrifying rapper in Hip hip today.”

      1. el jim chapo guzman says:

        it the truth though.

        1. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

          It’s true that your panties are soaking wet?!? Man, you’re taking this G-Unit thing to a whole ‘nother level. Whatever floats your boat, Vladimir.

          1. el jim chapo guzman says:

            Lol Says a MMG fan.

          2. ROOM 666 says:

            peep how this gay weirdo is thinking AND talking about another mans underwear being wet, where they do that at?

          3. el jim chapo guzman says:

            Them niggas is undercover homo’s

          4. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            “50 Cent is the most ELECTRIFYING rapper”. That’s the most homiesexual statement on this comment section. Why is he electrifying?!?

          5. el jim chapo guzman says:

            The music speaks for it self

          6. ROOM 666 says:

            naw, you thinking about guzmans wet undergarments is 1000% more suspect than any comment on this page

          7. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            Reverse psychology won’t today, soldier. Try again!
            Vladimir’s mom and I have BIGGER fishes to cook, alright.

          8. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            *work*

          9. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            Takes one to know one. You G-Unit fans are something else.

    2. PhilLee8 says:

      There’s trolling, then theres the shit you just did. Cmon man, you don’t even believe that. SMH

      1. el jim chapo guzman says:

        50 cent is my favorite rapper fif is a g.o.a.t.

    3. Sonic says:

      Vladimir’s mom was my first time having good sex, and mind-blowing, eyes-roll-back-good blowjobs. She was orally fixated, and she always swallowed. The one time we didn’t use a condom, she hopped off my dick to swallow my load when I told her I was going to blow. So far, that’s the only time that’s ever happened. We tried dating after we had been hooking up for awhile, but it didn’t work. I liked big words and she didn’t.

      1. el jim chapo guzman says:

        Fix your tongue sonic… Real men’s doesn’t stick their tongue out.

  6. hostage says:

    that extra verse for WS was nice! nice idea .

  7. PhilLee8 says:

    Who is the guy in braids? And why is he smiling so hard? Is this a joke?

    1. greek privilege says:

      you would be smiling too if one of your idols hopped on stage with you

      1. PhilLee8 says:

        Ok, but you still ain’t answer the first question, who tf is this clown?

        1. greek privilege says:

          “white iverson”

  8. toooo yooouuuuuuuuung tooo yoouuuuuuunnngggggg

  9. Megamind says:

    So does this give the Post cat a pass bc he brought out 50??
    Trash bags!

    Megamind

    1. TONY! TONi! TONE'! says:

      LOL!

  10. cain455 says:

    post malone legend status

  11. realish says:

    Dam 50 cents career is doing so bad he’s opening up for a white boy named post Malone wow

    1. Frank Yoster says:

      Wtf u talkin bout…hes sellin better then rick ross last album..bro 50 is more like keepin a float …

      1. Harlem's Finest says:

        Animal ambition did 47k Ross last joint did 50k how is 50 outselling Ross?

        1. Frank Yoster says:

          Well first of all rick aint indie..he on major labels ..which 50k for a boss is a pretty big loss…and 47k is actually pretty good number in an indie area for doing ur own shit..and may i count his past record sales…trust me 50 shits on ross

          1. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            Give us a breakdown on what is considered as good numbers on an indie versus major label.

      2. realish says:

        Lmao @50 outselling ross. In what year 2006???? 50 came out in 03 and has 6 studio albums. Ross came out in 06 and has 8 studio albums

        1. MMG PLEATHER says:

          and none of them are deemed classic or certified platinum.

    2. G-Unit Cackies says:

      hes not opening up for him he brought him out cause they got a song together

      1. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

        G-Units fans are so cute. Nice try!

        1. G-Unit Cackies says:

          if Meek Mill brings Rick Ross out on stage on Nicki’s tour does that mean Ross is opening up for Meek?

          1. G-Unit Cackies says:

            when they stop in Miami

          2. BIGGER Fishes 2 Cook says:

            I didn’t say all that. I just think 50’s fans are cute. Hope you downloaded The Kanan Tape.
            Like Vladimir François said I have BIGGER fishes to cook.

  12. majormar says:

    Wow I’m speechless

  13. Frank Yoster says:

    That kanan mixtape was fuckin fire! 50 killin it!

  14. Shock says:

    50 a hoe for this. Backing up a culture vulture who has used racial slurs in the past?

    1. G-Unit Cackies says:

      so did eminem so whats your point

      1. Shock says:

        If you don’t get the point, you ain’t worth acknowledging.

      2. Kris Kompute says:

        Dumb bitch smh

    2. Kris Kompute says:

      50 trying to take a play out of drake’s book. The formula that Wayne used. Hov damn near invented.

      Stand next to any rapper who has a hot song out to poach his fans and stay relevant. He’s a fuckin clown.

      1. marty mcfly says:

        Jay sold millions more records then any of the rappers he choose to stand by. When he stood next to Beanie Sigel? It was on his own record company that Beanie signed to. When he stood next to Kanye West? Jay had already been out for 5 years and sold more then ten million records… So I get why people would say such but their forgetting Jay was already poppin before he stood next to other rappers.

        1. Kris Kompute says:

          He stood next to Mariah. Biggie. Coldplay. Linkin park. R. Kelly. Lenny kravitz. He MARRIED Beyoncé.

          Shut the fuck up. Twice.

          1. marty mcfly says:

            Jay and Biggie were friends that knew each other before either one of their albums came out for the most part the first time people even heard Jayz was cause they bought either the Life After Death album or the No Way Out album, both of which Big and Puff chose to feature Jay and at this time Biggie was dead so nobody had actually ever seen Jay “stand next t Biggie” unless they had show footage of them performing together beforehand.

            Again Jay was a multiple platinum artists that had dropped several albums, a movie about his headlining tour (Backstage) and he had been on fire for YEARS before ever doing music with Mariah, Coldplay, Linkin Park, R Kelly, and Lenny Kravitz….

          2. marty mcfly says:

            And for any who think Jay married Beyonce for relevance in a music industry he was already relevant in anyway is a fool. So if you was in a relationship with Beyonce for almost a decade beforehand you wouldn’t marry her? Please stfu

          3. marty mcfly says:

            Something about this argument’s got me super horny! Want to meet up?

  15. Qaadiru Rashaad says:

    Fif need to colaborate with dudes thats popping, new talented dudes.

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