Here’s Vibe‘s transcript from their feature on the walking pull quote, Max B.

My editor wants to know about the Silver Surfer and the wave.
That’s the wave right there! Always got the red eye, the sour dies sticking to the walls. I like a bitch that lick the balls, hit the mall. I’m talking real shit, right? I ain’t a real nigga with my shit? I’m real with my shit, B. VIBE ain’t ever interview a nigga like Max Biggavelli. Max Biggavells-nells. These Dr. Dre headphones? These shits like 400 bucks, because they the ultimate. ‘Cause I’m wavy and I can just buy it up, because it’s a recession.

*dies a thousand deaths*