It looks like Cliff’s going to have to celebrate his 29th in the mess hall. Bummer. According to his horoscope: When following your dreams, you are confident and self-assured. And when you’re in tune with yourself, there is nothing you cannot achieve. You are a clever communicator, and as this is an introspective year, if you listen to yourself to ensure you are following your own desires, it will lead you on the correct journey of life.

In that case, let’s give it to ’em baby girl.