Baseball’s back.  Bring out the popcorn, the hot dogs and the steroid needles its on.  We ain’t even 20 games into the season yet and we already got a new steroid controversy. 

Manny being Manny as usual said fuck a 100 games with no paycheck and countless questions about his usage of performance enhancing drugs, I’m out this bitch.  Matter of fact the nigga said he was going to Spain with his pops.  Well deserved in my book, he played 19 seasons in the league, got a World Series ring and was one of the most prolific hitters of his era.  So what he juiced up, all these muthafuckaz did.

Dave Winfield wrote a piece on Manny and he wasn’t too pleased about his decision to walk away from the game the way he did.  Dave, they don’t make em’ like you no more OG.  After your time in baseball the whole league was gettin’ juiced.  That’s why I have utmost respect for guys like you, Eddie Murray and the great Hank Aaron.  Y’all put up the hall of fame numbers the natural way and were men of respect off the field.

It’s a new day in baseball.  I’d say the past 25 to 30 years can be considered the steroid era.   Ask Jose Canseco. Everybody from Roger Clemens to A-Rod have been caught up in some type of PED scandal.  Whether its pills, needles or a nigga rubbing some super-duper Balco cream on himself to hit homeruns.

This is White America’s pastime and they wanna see the longball.  I can’t believe they even found a way to put you niggaz on trial for this shit.  Lying to a grand jury?  C’mon Barry Bonds.  Nigga did you really grow a shoe size and a hat size in your 30’s?  They bout to throw yo black ass under the jail.  Good thing is your man didn’t snitch on you though, and he been locked up over 2 years behind this shit.

Fuck it man, its about to be hot outside, and I like white girls so I might go down to the ballpark for a few games this summer when I break from tour.  Plus these baseball stadiums been like UFC matches as of late.  The dumb ass Giants fan got beat into a coma in LA for wearing the wrong team colors and the police fucked this dude up in Pittsburgh on live TV.  Bud Selig, holla at a nigga I need some tickets. CTE or Nothin.

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