Swizz Beatz Named VP For Lotus Cars

While most folks are still struggling to find work, Swizz Beatz some how manages to acquire more and more new jobs. This time, he’s been named Vice President of Creative Design and Global Marketing for Lotus Cars. According to their job description, Swizz was the right man for the job. Fuck school.

So what makes Swizz Beatz the perfect man to add to the Lotus line-up? Three little facts:
1. Like Group Lotus , he means business: He

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  1. Your Father says:

    Congrats to the man, but knowing these folk dude probably only VP on paper and for the company’s image and has little to no input…
    Who knows?

  2. Barack says:

    SHOWTAAAAAMMMM!!!

  3. Polka says:

    What the fuck is this shit. WHY!!

  4. ??? says:

    “While most folks are still struggling to find work” and yet none of the music nowadays reflect that just some alteration of reality. Congrats to Swizz n e ways

  5. Zo says:

    RRRIIIGGGGHHHTTTTTT!
    Dude married A. Keys and now he’s all over the place. Props though. I’m one of the few ppl that like him to produce and rap.

  6. THE COLD DEATH'S AMBASSADOR says:

    INCOMING TEXT FROM COLD BLACK AND IT READS:

    “PEOPLE KNOW SWIZZ BEATZ, BECAUSE HE IS ALICA KEYS’ HUSBAND! HIS BEATS ARE WACK WHAT A CLOWN!”

  7. ZoomZoomDad-Otis says:

    lol@Zo…Thinking the same thing ever since he married her dude been getting deals like crazy. EX-Wife is happy thats money in her pocket too i bet.

  8. HIPHOP on the next level… Its not just music and bitches…

  9. mr.zee says:

    this is why i lol @ guys just blatantly hating while these guys just continue to progress. I’m inspired, hard work pays good as hell (big sean voice)

  10. Obama says:

    Hilarious!! What do any of this dude’s ‘accomplishments’ have to do with a damn car company?!?! A Grammy?! Hanging out with rappers?!?! C’mon son…

  11. rahrahrah says:

    You will see more lotus cars in rapper videos. You don’t see many, you see lambos, ferrari, rolls.. He’s just going to be paid for product placement. He did a good job of negotiating for a title to accompany his check.

  12. the One says:

    This is pure fuckrie!!! There are so many people who have gone to school for years who would love and deserve a position like this and this fool get’s it??? Something is definitely wrong with this picture!

  13. Dujay says:

    he must have some STRONG connections

  14. Me says:

    Hate hate hate hate…..get your paper son….go ‘n’ get it(ace hood voice)

  15. freshsidenyc says:

    i agree with Rahrahrah! theyre just going to get him to ask his musical connections to feature there cars in the videos.

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  36. DL says:

    Wow, we have seen another act, of a 12 year old CEO OF LOTUS, the guy has driven the likes of success into the ground, one more time, the biggest mistake lotus owners have made is letting Dandy boy spend money and make too many decisions, This is what one person that has all the answers dose (((it don

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