Funny Or Die: Rick Ross

Fuck Bruce Springsteen.

Over the past few months, The Bawse more than just a couple of pounds. In Funny Or Die‘s latest installment, Ross shares some of the fundamentals of his #RossFit.

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  1. FREE MAX B says:

    definitely not funny.

    1. candida8529 says:

      just before I looked at the check four $8826 , I did not believe that…my… brothers friend woz like actualy taking home money part time from their computer. . there aunts neighbour started doing this 4 less than eight months and resantly paid the loans on there place and got volvo . find more info ….>> -> find details here!!! <-

  2. i laugh..ross fit he need to patent that and make a dvd work out for big boys he could make a grip..BOSS!!!

    1. tipp0183 says:

      I’m sure he did already…This is Rick Ross we’re talking about. The moment he hits 220LBS the workout DVD is dropping.

  3. yorapper says:

    What’s funny about this is Ross actually thinks he has a sense of humor.

    1. FREE MAX B says:

      hes at his funniest when hes talking in interviews about how he really made millions off cocaine or how he can put 1000 gangsters in any hood (except detroit)

      1. 1KillMovez1 says:

        Trick trick was gonna demolish officer rick lol

        1. Frank David says:

          When’s the last song you heard from trick trick? He’s a broke wanna be rapper still waiting for a handout.

          1. 1KillMovez1 says:

            Trick Trick is not a rapper …. He a gangsta fuck boi

          2. frank David says:

            Isn’t the same idiot that did a song with Eminem over a decade ago? U can’t be that stupid, can u?

            Trick Trick is a lazy bozo who’s always looking for a handout.

      2. Justin TimberBAKED says:

        Damn don’t you get tired of hating all day? I mean I know you get bored at home watching day time television while the rest of us are at work, but damn nigga!!! I seriously hope you’re getting paid for this cause if not you are truly a waste of space. Get out your momma’s house and do something with your life smh

    2. MR. UNDI$PUTED THE MOGUL says:

      ……ACTUALLY WHAT’S FUNNY IS HOW THE SAME 6-8 HATING ASS CUM GUZZLERS HAVE TO DROP A NEGATIVE COMMENT ON EVERY RICK ROSS/MMG POST!!!

      1. 1KillMovez1 says:

        I never heard a nigga say cum guzzler … U gotta be white as rice

      2. Justin TimberBAKED says:

        It’s not even that many lol it’s like 2 niggas with like 5 accounts each smh

        1. frank David says:

          That’s right. It’s the real Mac weasel, ZoomZoomFag-Otis, and Mylo TwerKiNG Cyrus.

      3. Greenbergs says:

        u are like the same as mac diesel, except yall root for diff. teams..what gives??

        1. MR. UNDI$PUTED THE MOGUL says:

          You must be new to this site……THE REAL wac DICKHEAD & HIS FLAMING FLUNKIES, HATE ON 98.9% OF THE POSTS ON THIS SITE. THEY HATE ON 100% OF ALL MMG/RICK ROSS POSTS MEANWHILE EVERYTHING G-UNIT/50 CENT RELATED ALWAYS IS THE GREATEST SONG/VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!! I’M A FAN OF GOOD HIP HOP PERIOD!!!! IF A SONG IS DOPE IT’S DOPE IF IT’S GARBAGE THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!! THESE ARE MC’S/RAPPERS & THEY MAKE MUSIC, THE SAME NIGGAZ ALWAYS HATING ON MMG WOULD BE THE SAME ONE’S TALKING SHIT IF RICK ROSS WAS ARRESTED TODAY WITH 100 KILO’S!!!

  4. Maurice ReBe' Bass says:

    This ngga not even good at being funny. .

  5. Rick Ross says:

    Its hard for you brothers to laugh when the gas bill unpaid HA

    HOODBILLIONAIRE

  6. fuck william roberts says:

    Bruce Springsteen 300 million
    Rick Ross 35 million

    so whos da real bawse if Bruce blows more in a year than William makes?

  7. el jim chapo guzman says:

    I received some raw chicken wings at wings stop. I spoke to the kitchen manager about the raw food and poor quality of food. In a non caring way she responded was the owner rick ross doesn’t give refunds. At no point did she walk over to pull the other wings off the bar. Neither did she ask for my contact information so the owner could call me to discuss the matter.

    1. Greenbergs says:

      whywouldueatatwingstop?

      1. el jim chapo guzman says:

        Hash tag why you eat wingstop, I was with a greedy bitch from Africa.

  8. smillinkilla says:

    whoever wrote this article didn’t make it to high school. But its cool, its only internet and shit aint that serious..

  9. Extra Domus says:

    “over the pas few months, The bawse more than just a couple of pounds” – good job writer…first you put a capital after the comma then forget the verb LOL just LOL

    1. estwst says:

      He put “The Bawse” which is a noun so “The” can be capitalized

      1. Extra Domus says:

        But for that to be right there should be a capital B on bawse which there isn’t. And the verb is still missing. Nice try!

  10. LookingAssNigga says:

    This was straight garbage.

  11. VJay213 says:

    This promotes the exact bullshit stereotypes that limit hiphop’s intellectual reach.

  12. Public Hairs says:

    This was honestly too forced.

  13. RICK ROSS IS AS FUNNY AS GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS AND THATS EVEN FUNNIER THAN HIM

  14. bcl187 says:

    Someone shoot this fake ass!

  15. Frank David says:

    Dropping the weight and hits at the same damn time.

  16. Ricky says:

    You guys let your hate on people block out other things such as finding this even the least bit of funny. It’s no Kevin Hart level but come on. Stop hating.

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