When the checks start gettin’ small in the good ole USA, hop your ass on a plane and get some scratch overseas. Here’s the Queen Bee pleasin’ the Europeans a few days ago with a Vanity 6 impersonation and performances of her “Jump Off” and Puff’s “Last Night.” I swear to God, one moment this chick looks as cosmetic as a Jackson and the next, she looks almost as sexy as she was when she was spreading her legs on a poster. Plastic surgery’s a bitch.

Spotted: Angel