Author: B.Dot

The Relapse Wish List

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It’s been a minute—well, five years actually, since we’ve heard from Marshall. But on May 19, that’s scheduled to change with the release of his fifth solo album, Relapse. Truthfully, Em has big zapatos to fill. And to ensure customer satisfaction is guaranteed, the homie broken cool added his 2 cents to see that it’s met.

NO AKON…IN FACT FEW GUESTS IF ANY

Each night before I go to sleep I say a prayer and it goes like this:

God, I know Eminem jumped on Akon’s “Smack That” and tore it

up…but I PRAY that he was paid for this guest spot and it wasn’t one

of those “you appear on my song, I’ll appear on yours” deals. Please

keep “Relapse” free of any Africans who aspire to do Country music. Thank you.

Seriously though, I REALLY hope the Pop&B world didn’t get into

Shady’s ear and convince him to let them on what should be 2009’s best

album (and yes I said SHOULD). Going further, I hope the album is

relatively free of guests. I’m fine with D-12 and Bobby Creekwater

(although I would have preferred Stat Quo)…and of course Dr. Dre,

Snoop Dogg and 50 are always welcome, but please keep the hordes of

guests away…and Ca$his…please keep Ca$his away too…but there is

one exception on the guests issue…keep reading…

Pharrell Will Dance For Food

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Before boarding an early morning flight from Paris, Pharrell makes his way into an airport McDonalds for breakfast. After telling cashier that he might miss his flight, this nigga gets his Leroy Johnson on.

“I want a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries / Icy Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes, Apple Pie.”

God, imagine what he’d do for a pork chop. SMH

Props: Rap-Up