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Guess to be the best rapper on the world wide web you gotta stay on your computer even during interviews. I don’t know—something about this just doesn’t seem right. We’ve come a long way since this.
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What’s next Rick Ross records on Shade 45? Ha!
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Kaseem reflects on staying relevant for over a decade in the above clip and later, the 1515 Boys got him to snitch on Blueprint 3, working with DMX again, and why he decided to fall back on rhymin’ for now. Thanks heavens.
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Last night on Letterman, Puff told a funny story about MJ crashin’ one of his parties to holler at a pre-Hov’d-up gal from H-Town. Between this and the “mystery son,” now all of sudden Joe’s baby boy was a mack. Who knew?
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Is that you Radric? You made it to the big time buddy. I kinda dig this one. Don’t tell my Jewish partner. Ha!
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Bonus: MC on [vimeo http://vimeo.com/1]06. Watch her sidestep Terrence’s “stalker” questions.
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Guess Knight is gonna have some fresh kicks.
LOS ANGELES – A judge has ordered Nas to pay Kelis nearly $44,000 in monthly support for the near future, a day after the “Milkshake” singer gave birth to the divorcing couple’s baby boy.
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Thanks to my son Noah and his list-makin’ crew for makin’ me feel old today. Yeah I’m still here. And I’ll be here after you. Ha!
That news anchor wasn’t jokin’ about some of the filth found inside The Vixen Manual. Nasty illos Karrine, really? Guess you get one best seller and you can put out garbage the rest of your life.
Previously: Superhead Blows Interview
Bonus: If you’re over 18, peep another nasty drawing. Hey why not? You’re not gonna buy the book anyway.
How’d she not get the front page? No comprendo. Thank me later, perverts.
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Open Letter To Alfamega From YN
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Dear Alfamega,
Nigga, what is wrong with you? You got kicked out the crew TWO MONTHS ago. Where you been? Now I know you probably aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but did it really take that long to put your thoughts together. And don’t you know, Tip is locked up! What’s he supposed to do for you right now? He got enough shit to worry about especially with Tiny’s lil ass runnin’ around tryin’ to be a TV star. Have you seen that garbage on BET? Damn, can the incarcerated king get a lil’ peace of mind, shawty?
I’m sure the Tipster appreciates all the goon duties you fulfilled in the past. But sooner or later, the party has to end. The Bang Em Smurfs always get sent back to the hood eventually. Whatchu need Tip for anymore? You got a name now. And as stained as your rep is, you’re one hit away from being relevant. Look at Officer Ricky. Let him be your new muse. Put a big-ass poster of him on your wall. Mega!
Whether or not you’re a snitch don’t matter. This is the music business. The kids just want some hits. Go write a catchy-ass chorus or some shit. Drop that shit on the Internets, get you a buzz and somebody will try to sign you, you big brute. Time to bake your own pie, tough guy. Anyway, this bloodclot cryin’ is too little, much too late. Bottomline: You’re not gonna get any closure from Cliff. Move on, soldier.
Best Wishes,
YN
P.S. Oh yeah, your mug frightens me. I don’t want no problems. Word to Scrappy. Be clear: This was written strictly for comedic purposes. Someone explain to this nigga what tongue-in-cheek is. Keep on truckin’.
Inspiration: Alfamega Sends T.I. A Kite
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Shout-out to the boy Wale, my flip cam-less ass was at the show last night and had a good ole time. I need me a Keith Hernandez throwback. Shit, I’m from the Q boro. Ha!
Props: Hip Hop Update
Add this to the ridiculous album cover section. Due Aug 25. Executive Produced by Cool and Dre and Pharrell. Wait, 45 King was busy?
Somebody get Esco’s crazy ass a cigar!
And check out Kelis back on her Twitter.
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Whoa, this came out of nowhere. Who hasn’t touched this beat by now?
Good Looks Baby Bro: PreZZure
Previously: Charles Hamilton Is Alive!
Bonus: The comeback kid says he will.
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So Dupri’s stuntin’ like a dope boy who got that white girl? Christina Aguilera, anybody? Hmm. Janet, come get your man. He wants you back. Ha!
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