“I date rape this bitch called life.”

This prolly won’t surprise you and you don’t need to put YN on the Actor’s Studio to find out, my favorite word is “fuck”. What a great word. So powerful. So many multiple meanings. Anyways, there’s been plenty wonderful songs with the simple title “Fuck You,” including Dr. Dre and The Lox. Well the brothers from Nawlins carry on tradition. Note: This head nodder is just to warm you up until their next album hits your mom and pops.

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Sidebar: Uh oh. The track is kinda open at the end so you young MCs can gon’ head and get you some. You didn’t hear it from me.

Honestly, I didn’t know what the fuck Double O was talkin’ about when he hit me on my Twitter about his new shit. Well I finally listened and, guess what, this shit ain’t half bad. Far from what I was expecting and very clever. I could see Puff wishing he had this for Last Train ’cause it utilizes Auto-Tune in way I think even you-know-who would approve. 

Song: iTunes. Album: Land of Make Believe Date: 10-13-09

There that go.

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Nuff Respect to the Monster Mash, but this is more my cup of herbal tea. Miss Keri Baby! For. The. Win! NCB, you’re a genius for this one!

There was some talk about you and other rappers…Kanye, Lil Wayne.
Keri Hilson: Oh, like dating?

Haven’t both of them touched your ass onstage before?
Keri Hilson: Yeah, they have. Onstage. Onstage. What am I there to do? Entertain. Onstage, we’re entertainers. Onstage, a married man is still an entertainer. It means he’s an entertainer first when he’s onstage. Offstage? Very respectful. They would never touch my ass offstage, I’ll tell you that much.

Nah, Right? © eskay + We don’t believe you! © Jigga

Props: Complex

Previously: Kid Cudi Covers August/September 2009 Complex

Twitter is on fire today. What are these BK boys up to in Dumbo? Rocawear commercial? Ad campaign? Music video? Stay tuned.

Props: Powerhouse Books

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I know Crystal’s happy I haven’t made her tape this TV show anymore. This is painful to watch. It’s clear why Auto Tune needed to be inside the engine of the Last Train To Paris. Give Puff props for being bold enough to share his imperfections. Ha! That came out funny.

Spotted: Broken Cool

Sidebar: Remember when this leaked briefly? I still got my copy. Can’t believe Curtis co-signed this crap.

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Tired of the same ol’ same ol’ shaky flip cam handiwork, well this is A Level footage from Saturday night’s RTB show. Me gets the feeling Distant Relatives may not see the light of day, mon. After the jump, Esco goes for dolo.

Props: Semtex via S4H via DP 

Think you gossip blogs missed this cute exchange between the Super Producer and the Superstar this past Saturday night.

New improved Jay Electronica & E. Badu?

If you still have any question on why Eve hasn’t had an album out in seven years, this will hopefully provide some clarity. This Salaam Remi-co-produced clunker is such a dreary mess it almost put me right back to sleep. Here’s hoping she never gets out of “Jimmy Jail.” Ha!

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Big Up: Rap-Up

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“504-377-5928”

On tour with the Mighty Mos in the Chi, Mr. Electronica co-signs Dante’s declaration a few months ago that the Jay-Z’s of the world need to leave their millions at home and bring their skills to the battle.

Um, well… it’s not gonna happen, guys.

Props: St. James St.

Previously: Mos Def Still Wants To Battle Jay-Z or Kanye

Wow, can’t believe my dude might soon actually be able to touch the town. According to HipHopDX, who spoke to Shyne’s lawyer, he’ll be a free man in a couple of months. He’s due in court tomorrow at a parole hearing to determine whether there will be any restrictions that may hinder him from reestablishing his recording career. Good luck, Po!

Sidebar: I was so tight when this cover came out. Ha!