Author: YN

Superhead’s Dirty Sketches
Posted By: July 23, 2009 @ 8:06 PM EDT News
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That news anchor wasn’t jokin’ about some of the filth found inside The Vixen Manual. Nasty illos Karrine, really? Guess you get one best seller and you can put out garbage the rest of your life.

Previously: Superhead Blows Interview

Bonus: If you’re over 18, peep another nasty drawing. Hey why not? You’re not gonna buy the book anyway. 

Open Letter To Alfamega From YN
Posted By: July 23, 2009 @ 5:51 PM EDT News
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{mp3}jadakiss letter to big instrumental{/mp3} 

Open Letter To Alfamega From YN 

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Dear Alfamega,

Nigga, what is wrong with you? You got kicked out the crew TWO MONTHS ago. Where you been? Now I know you probably aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but did it really take that long to put your thoughts together. And don’t you know, Tip is locked up! What’s he supposed to do for you right now? He got enough shit to worry about especially with Tiny’s lil ass runnin’ around tryin’ to be a TV star. Have you seen that garbage on BET? Damn, can the incarcerated king get a lil’ peace of mind, shawty?

I’m sure the Tipster appreciates all the goon duties you fulfilled in the past. But sooner or later, the party has to end. The Bang Em Smurfs always get sent back to the hood eventually. Whatchu need Tip for anymore? You got a name now. And as stained as your rep is, you’re one hit away from being relevant. Look at Officer Ricky. Let him be your new muse. Put a big-ass poster of him on your wall. Mega!

Whether or not you’re a snitch don’t matter. This is the music business. The kids just want some hits. Go write a catchy-ass chorus or some shit. Drop that shit on the Internets, get you a buzz and somebody will try to sign you, you big brute. Time to bake your own pie, tough guy. Anyway, this bloodclot cryin’ is too little, much too late. Bottomline: You’re not gonna get any closure from Cliff. Move on, soldier.

Best Wishes,

YN

P.S. Oh yeah, your mug frightens me. I don’t want no problems. Word to Scrappy. Be clear: This was written strictly for comedic purposes. Someone explain to this nigga what tongue-in-cheek is. Keep on truckin’.

Inspiration: Alfamega Sends T.I. A Kite

Official Birth Announcement Of Knight Jones
Posted By: July 23, 2009 @ 11:56 AM EDT News

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Kelis gave birth to Knight Jones last night on July 22nd around 9 PM. Weighing a healthy 7.8 lbs, the beautiful baby boy and his mother are doing wonderful. This was a natural birth and Kelis had been in labor since early Monday morning around 2 AM. Knight was delivered in a NYC hospital with her mother and sister in the room. This is the mother’s first child.

Somebody get Esco’s crazy ass a cigar!

And check out Kelis back on her Twitter.

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