Apparently he has a new album out. Coulda fooled me. Damn this guy fell the fuck off. Read this sad account of his in-store performance at one of my favorite NYC record spots.

Props: Village Voice

Does this guy look like he wants to make a solo album? SMH.

Props: Straight From The A

A few weeks ago this Entertainment Weekly article promised that the new Clipse single “Kinda Like A Big Deal” would be released on Monday March 9. Well as you can see that hasn’t happened yet. What’s the hold up? Well the streets are saying that the song’s guest Kanye West is considering keeping the song for himself to be used as the theme song to sell his new Air Yeezy shoe. Damn ‘Ye how could you be so heartless? Ha!

Sidebar: All may not be lost for the brothers Thornton who I heard recorded a hot collabo with Cam’ron “Mr. Promo” Giles that’s produced by Pharrell.

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I don’t see no T-Pain or Just Blaze. Ha! The big question is which album’s coming first Greatest Story Never Told or If Tomorrow Comes? I’m just teasin’ Justin. Don’t ether me on Twitter.

Props: Mr. World Premiere courtesy of KidGenius TV

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I wasn’t invited. *Cottonelle to the third eye then wipe slowly*

“Is your hand alright? Did I cut you? ‘Cause I’m so sharp.”

Raekwon attempts to explain why we’re still waiting for Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II and shoots down the previous leaked songs that he says won’t make the cut.

“I had to make it my business to serve appetizers and that’s what they were. Guess people must of thought it was Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II. I’m in the back laughing because I know at the end of the day these are just Jamaican beef patties.”

Props: VIBE

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“Let’s go eat exotic pasta/I can tell you a lady just by your posture.” Ha!

Swizzie is outta control.

Props: Spotted by Nah Right courtesy of Pardon Me Duke.

Their YouTube channel says:

“Swizz comes with his second solo LP with the most Ballerific video shot entirely in Dubai. I’m talking 6 star hotels, Roll Royce EX Drop Head Coupes, Sand, Gold Faucets & More.”

Can’t wait.

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There’s nothin’ more entertaining than watching Jim Jones bark on someone. Especially when it’s not you. Ha!

Props: Nah Right Lite who got it from TheRawReportDVD.

Also in case you ain’t heard the Jim Jones play is back and is open to the general public for a five day run starting March 24. Go to TicketMaster and handle your biz. I saw it and enjoyed it and I’m not just saying that ’cause I don’t wanna get barked on. Double Ha!

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I try to tell these Rosenthal characters I’m not an actor. But they keep involving me in their hillarious sketches. Peep our history after the jump.

Looks like The-Dream finally let ole girl leave the hotel. I can’t front no disrespect but I’m not feelin’ ole girl’s new look either.