My Italian is a bit rusty, but apparently Dr. Dre has teamed up with Hewlett-Packard to create a limited edition laptop. No word on availability or price point, but be prepared to pay like you weigh. Sidebar: Lady Gaga’s all ears.

According to TVNZ, Hov says Coldplay’s Chris Martin has inspired him to consider takin’ up Yoga. “Chris hasn’t tried to get me to do yoga yet but I am close to doing it. I’m envious of what he can do on stage. Watching him is amazing, he can really move. I want to be able to move like that, get my leg behind my ear, things like that.” Russell Rush approves this message. Previously: Jay-Z On The Price Of Fame

[vodpod id=Groupvideo.3462231&w=425&h=350&fv=] Scottie tells QDeezy that he used to work at Wendy’s just so he could afford Diddy’s signature threads. Let’s hope Craig Mack isn’t doin’ the same.

Here’s a teaser from the upcoming “This Is It” flick. The King doin’ what he did best. Sweet! Props: Life Files

Nippy woke up early this morning and called into Ed Lover’s Power 105.1 morning show. With limited time, she spoke on her decision to work with the Pied Piper. She sounds a lil’ crazy here. Maybe she didn’t have her coffee yet. Oh well. Previously: Whitney Houston On Oprah |Whitney Houston On Oprah (Part 2)

As promised, Mr. Crockett delivers again. Really good stuff. Hey anything with Fuck Boy Brown catchin’ a bad one works for me. Ha! Previously: Affion Crockett “I’m Sorry Taylor”

Here’s a new visual from the Boss of all Bosses. Not only is he a thug around the way, but he’s also got the tweets on lock. Follow him here: SlimThugga WSHH

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[vodpod id=Groupvideo.3461756&w=425&h=350&fv=affiliateSiteId%3D113363%26amp%3BwidgetId%3D209139%26amp%3Bwidth%3D422%26amp%3Bheight%3D401%26amp%3BkaShare%3D1%26amp%3Brevision%3D25%26amp%3BautoPlay%3D0%26amp%3BmediaType_mediaID%3Dvideo_790981%26amp%3BplayOnLoad%3D0] Here’s a raw and uncut preview of Algernod’s “Becky” visual. Fellatio never this good…unless, Karrine was involved of course.

Life after “Hard Rock.” Thank heavens. This is more like it. Props: Are You In That Mood Yet