*Calls Officer Ricky*

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Props: KC

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Remember last week’s video of Dame Dash and his visible disappointment in finding out that Jay-Z agreed to a performance at the Mixtape Power Summit without notifying him? Well Choke No Joke’s not the only one who had cameras down there in 2003. Here’s the start of Roc Madness. Hov, drink in hand, doin’ “Dead Presidents” and “Can I Live.”

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…And a new ghostwriter. I thought you were retired, my nigga?!

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Speakin’ of big guys gettin’ their groove on, peep Erick Sermon at the beginning of this performance. It almost makes up for the blatant lip-syncing. Here’s EPMD performing “Gold Digger” on The Party Machine With Nia Peeples. I think Uncle Ell saw this in real time.

Props: Broken Cool for making me remember The Meaning of Dope

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While doing a press junket for Obsessed, B breaks down the sad state of female rap. Apparently, ain’t no Nicki Minaj in her iPod.

“Female MC’s, it’s really unfortunate because there aren’t any right now. I mean there are a few that are really great. But we need Lauryn Hill! I think you know it’s gonna happen and we just have to be patient. I’m sure right now whoever the next female MC is young and hungry and focusing. We just have to be patient, I guess.”

*Crystal’s gonna messenger off a Miss Rap Supreme DVD Box Set to Tribeca* Ha!

Props: BET-watchin’ Yardie.

Artist Logan Walters put a spin on Wu-Tang album covers and repackaged them as Blue Note Record releases. Pretty fuckin’ creative. Check out out his first seven redesigns here.

Spotted: Mr. Nottingham’s