The Officer chompin’ on some fresh fruit in the streets of Colombia. Priceless.

If you ain’t seen video yet, enjoy the local talent.

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“He’s just a phenomenal talent. The type of guy that you can tell, he’s gonna be here for awhile. And I just want to help him get where I feel he has the potential to go.”—Clifford, The CEO

This is a very well done EPK that I guess was given to Last Call With The Carson Daly. Booby breaks down B.o.B acronyms (something tells me he ain’t really changing his name) and hearts Coldplay and various rock bands.

Sidebar: The piano scene is hilarious.

Wait: That’s if you’re over 18. For Adults Only. NSFW.

Update: Now, with spread eagle!

*Calls Officer Ricky*

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Props: KC

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Remember last week’s video of Dame Dash and his visible disappointment in finding out that Jay-Z agreed to a performance at the Mixtape Power Summit without notifying him? Well Choke No Joke’s not the only one who had cameras down there in 2003. Here’s the start of Roc Madness. Hov, drink in hand, doin’ “Dead Presidents” and “Can I Live.”

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…And a new ghostwriter. I thought you were retired, my nigga?!

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Speakin’ of big guys gettin’ their groove on, peep Erick Sermon at the beginning of this performance. It almost makes up for the blatant lip-syncing. Here’s EPMD performing “Gold Digger” on The Party Machine With Nia Peeples. I think Uncle Ell saw this in real time.

Props: Broken Cool for making me remember The Meaning of Dope