Here’s Vibe‘s transcript from their feature on the walking pull quote, Max B.

My editor wants to know about the Silver Surfer and the wave.
That’s the wave right there! Always got the red eye, the sour dies sticking to the walls. I like a bitch that lick the balls, hit the mall. I’m talking real shit, right? I ain’t a real nigga with my shit? I’m real with my shit, B. VIBE ain’t ever interview a nigga like Max Biggavelli. Max Biggavells-nells. These Dr. Dre headphones? These shits like 400 bucks, because they the ultimate. ‘Cause I’m wavy and I can just buy it up, because it’s a recession.

*dies a thousand deaths*

Big Boy’s girl, Natasha from the YBF is runnin’ her jibs about ‘Ye and his latest, being close to splitsville. Get your hands on the dirty details here. My name is Bennett and I ain’t in it.

Alright geeks, get cha lotion ready. XXL got their hands on pics from Tahiry’s cover shoot with KING magazine. Check out the second pic after the jump. Shorty’s backyard is banging like a Benzi.

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Jomo took cameras inside his new recording studio decked out with Louis Vuitton walls. No word yet, if Ne-Yo’s allowed to stop on by.

Woooha is your friend.

“I don’t have a release date right now. So goin’ back and forth with Rick Ross is for what? There’s no real reason. Outside of me being competitive and at the same time. It keeps your (he means my) interest level goin’.”
 
A fresh cut Curtis has no plans of ending this anytime soon. Big suprise! Ha!

Bonus Evil Quote:

“How much more do you do, when you can’t go see your kids because I said so. If I can control your life to that point where you don’t want to go see your child. Because I said, ‘I’m gonna fuck your life up.’ Then I feel like I accomplish what I was after.”

So shouldn’t this is be over then? Cue my Young Buck confused look.

According to Woooha, the application allows fans to take a photo of themselves, write a message, and submit them to an interactive collage. Who knows, with any luck you might pop a squad alongside Dream or Kaine.

—Broken Cool

Hot off the presses:

“Rihanna’s Headline-Making Relationship with Chris Brown Is Examined; Never–Before-Heard Details Leading Up to the Couple’s Fateful Night are Revealed

Former Boxing Champion Mike Tyson Talks About the Award-Winning Documentary ‘Tyson’ Detailing His Dramatic Rise, Fall and Redemption”

After the jump, check out an excerpt of the cover story, courtesy of Vibe.com

On newsstands April 21st. 

 Ray’s J old piece gives her take on Eminem’s new video, “We Made You”

“I just saw Eminem’s new video for “We Made You” and he totally spoofs me!! It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song. I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I’m honored.”

Personally, I’m honored to own this.

Spotted: Thisis50

—broken cool

“Queens run you niggas ask Russell Simmons…”

NYC Fun Facts:

Queens is the largest borough in NYC

Queens houses the city’s two major airports, JFK and Laguardia

Queens breeds the world’s greatest MCs.

That’s right chump, QU’s been running this rap shit for a minute. Disagree? Well, check out The NY Daily News‘ list of the borough’s royal court. It’s a Queens thing, doofy!