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I love it, who needs a radio station to do a radio show. Watch DJ Drama get his Clark Kent on and try to make sense out of the mumblings of Gucci Mane. Can’t believe Mr. Thanks gassed this nigga to think he’s top 5 of anything. Big, Pac, Jay, T.I. and… Gucci? Niggas please.

True story: I’ve been breakin’ Joey IE from Asylum’s balls (no homo) for some exclusive content. So when Gucci came up to Asylum he got him on the phone with B Dot but the convo was so terribly boring, we decided not to run it. This ATLien needs some media training. Mike Jones got more personality than this guy. He must be a killa.

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Before boarding an early morning flight from Paris, Pharrell makes his way into an airport McDonalds for breakfast. After telling cashier that he might miss his flight, this nigga gets his Leroy Johnson on.

“I want a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries / Icy Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes, Apple Pie.”

God, imagine what he’d do for a pork chop. SMH

Props: Rap-Up

In the April/May issue of KING magazine, triple O.G. journalist, Ben Detrick focuses on rappers slowly approaching the big 4-0. Age slow, homies. 

YN Edit: I didn’t photoshop this. Sorry, SC! Ha!

Here is the first cut off LaRon’s upcoming album, Born To Lose, Built To Win.

“Baby trust me, I’m a young freak/I eat pineapples, my cum sweet!”  Niceee.

 {mp3}shake your ass{/mp3}

FYI: Lowkey had it first.  

 This week, our favorite son of a gun slices and dices 50 Cent’s haunting track.

“I use to skate at Skate Key, niggas use to hate me/ Played the beef safely, and they ain’t never steak me.”  What y’all know about Skate Key?

“Shut Ur Bloodclot Mouth” 

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Last Week: Tuesdays With Cory: “Amazing” 

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That Kriss Kross money must be longer than a muthafucka. In the second installment of Living The Life (Cribs Edition), Janet’s boy toy shows off the outside of Buckingham Palace his mansion and his DJing skills. 

PREVIOUSLY: Living The Life: Beatmaking 101

BEFORE THAT: Living The Life: Twitter Update

Props: Icedotcom 

Looks like Shaffer is channeling his inner Marv Albert with this unreleased cut, “Bite You”.

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Fast shout to: Herfection

First the Fat Boys break up and now this. According to the NY Daily News, Damon Dash’s wife Rachel Roy, has filed for divorce after four years of marriage.

The breakup is the latest legal mess for the has-been hip-hop titan, whose empire – which he once pegged at “about $50 million” in a New York magazine profile – has crumbled under massive debt, bad business deals and one suit after another.

Dash, who in 2005 sold his stake in Rocawear to Jay-Z for $20 million, owes $2 million in state taxes, and a bank has started foreclosure proceedings on his two Tribeca condos. A Manhattan judge even ordered the city to seize his luxury Chevrolet Tahoe SUV last year when he couldn’t make the $714.99 monthly payment. He’s also being sued by law firms and landlords for not paying his bills.

Good grief, Dame. WWJD?