It’s tradition: Horny young hip-hop fans covet thy favorite rapper’s wifey. And as XXL smartly points out there are two top contenders who are currently vying for the crown of adolescent adulation. In one corner, the not-so-quiet bald head, Kanye West’s new tag-poppin’ gal pal, Amber Rose. In the other, the mami got massive back, Internet star rising arm candy of Joe “Mouse” Budden, Tahiry. Is it the exotic tri-anything-sexual? Or the fiery latina?

Remember when this guy was supposed to be the Hot Boy Hall of Famer? SMH. What a sad decline as evidenced by this latest tune. I think I’ve lost all hope ha. Birdman’s Revenge!

“Back Back”

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Props: Splash

Damn, I was tryin’ to break this song since we launched the site. Oh well. Capo did give us this video. Oh yeah I don’t care what no one says. First verse Cam. Second verse Max. Ya smell me?

“Frienemies”

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Bonus: Time to educate the kids.

Gang Starr “B.I. Vs. Friendship”

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Here is the latest clip from Nelly’s replacement Flo Rida. I tell ya, this guy’s success still boggles me.

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Not exactly Mega at his best. But hey, what do I know?

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In his recent blog post at ESPN, hip-hop’s Mike Lupica takes time out to answer questions from his stans fans. Take, “Em Seng” of Atlanta, who begins his inquiry with:

“First off, you’re my idol and hero…”

I can’t make this shit up even if I tried folks.

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Here is Officer Ricky‘s latest straight-to-CPU clip, shot in The Bronx. After watching the vid, I don’t know what’s bigger: Ricky’s buzz or his man boobs. I’m gonna go with the latter.

Spotted: Please Don’t Stare via WSHH

Apparently, Gorilla Zoe has a new album out today. Yeah, we had no idea either. But in the spirit of good music journalism, Complex interrogated Zoe with a bunch of eccentric questions.

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*Sigh* Some people are never satisfied. In a new film called The Obama Deception, Tha Teacha expresses his views on Barack Obama

Cee-Lo,Travis McCoy, and Snork Janelle Monae, recently recorded a song called “Open Happiness” as part of Coca-Cola’s new ad campaign. Hit the jump for more pictures of the trio on the set of the commercial.