Uh, is this nigga’s hair made of velvet? Anyways, Flo graces the front of this week’s Billboard magazine. I thought he was finished after “Low.” Self-inflicted FAIL wound!

Props: dajaz1

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KING’s Sean A. Malcolm does his best Casey Kasem impersonation and counts down the magazine’s sexiest shoots. Personally, I’m fond of Dame’s cousin.

First New York Magazine disses his blog and then they interview Kanye West about it. What are they a rap magazine? Ha! Anyway ‘Ye admitted he does have two helpers at the University but all content needs to meet his approval.

“It might [blog for] two hours in a day, it might be fifteen minutes in a day. I have two people that I hired and I tell them exactly what I want

Usher and his younger brother, James were seen over the weekend in Paris supporting single moms young ladies at what appears to be a strip club. Say Usher, how’s the wife? More pictures after the cut. Smh.

Every day a new rapper joins the only social networking site that matters. It’s gettin’ increasingly hard to keep up with all the MCs on there. You can’t make a Jim Jones joke without Tru Life hittin’ you back. Here Reflection Eternal’s finest breaks out the Twitter pom-poms. Be clear: I run Twitter. Even my haters follow me. Ha!

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Well, look what just dropped into my inbox! A new cut from Tony Yayo featuring Lil Boosie. And just for the record, Boosie > Lil Wayne. Ha!

“There’s drama, gotta be here to feed mama/Believe in Jesus, now Barack Obama.”

What’s a day without leakage from All In A Day’s Work? Here’s the intro. My personal fave so far.

“To Be Told…”

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The diligent journalists over at KING, just made the 50 Cent feature found in their current issue available online. In the piece, 50 divulges on how he plans to keep the income, incoming during the recession. And to think, all this time we were just stuffing money underneath the mattress.

Bonus: Curtis “I’ll Whip Your Head Your Boy” Jackson joins Fall Out Boy Tour for a handful of shows.

“Kicking their highly-anticipated US Tour up another notch, Fall Out Boy has announced that acclaimed rapper 50 Cent will join the band on five cities on their

Everyone needs a theme song. Hell, even John Travolta had one. Not to be out done, Common’s ol’ lady is holding a contest with Ludacris’ WeMix to find an original song commemorating the launch of her site. Gonna be hard to top this?

We just put a feature up on this guy and he’s talking about “retiring.” SMH. Rappers get on blogs and social network all over the place and all they end up with is system overload. Then they want to take their ball and go home. You kids are crazy. I’m goin’ to SXSW to talk some sense into you young fools.

Kid Cudi Retires (And he’s sorry like Vanilla)