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Like any diligent artist Scrappy’s PYT, celebrated her legal status the good ol’ fashion way—in the stu. Afterwards, they played pin the tail on the hit record. Jussst kidding. Lighten up people!

D’Juan speaks to Rolling Out on backstabbers, his fashion sense, and blessings from G.O.D. Chuuch!
 

According to ABC affiliate WHAM 13, Shaquille O’Neal’s getting a crash course in broadcast journalism at Syracuse University.

“I’ve always been the type that, when you go into other peoples profession, you just I want to know what they know… I want respect from the Bryant Gumbles, you know. From people like you.”

Vlad and Fuck Boy, you listening?

IN RESPONSE TO THIS RHIANNA PIC, GAY FISH COMPARES DWAYNE TO JIMI…HENDRIX. WTF?!!!!!

Spotted: Broken Cool

Law #14: Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy

“Knowing about your rival is critical. Use spies to gather valuable information that will keep you a step ahead.  Better still: Play the spy yourself.  In polite social encounters, learn to probe.  Ask indirect questions to get people to reveal their weaknesses and intentions.  There is no occasion that is not an opportunity for artful spying.“

Props: CL

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Billie Joe & co. talk to the 1515 Boys about their appreciation for this thing of ours.

“Looking at a guy like Eminem,

Buck’s verses > Wayne’s verse. But hey, at least the martian is actually rapping.

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Karen Civil’s got the juice

Late Pass: Young Buck- Letter To The Label

According to early reports from Hits, Weezy, the expectant father, can sleep at night.

SALES REHAB: Based on very preliminary reports, it would appear that Eminem’s Relapse, which hit retail today, will sell somewhere in the mid-500k range, and easily top next week’s HITS Album sales chart. Can it hit 600k? If these early figures hold up, that would make it the year’s highest-selling debut of the year, giving Jimmy Iovine’s Interscope the top two bows of the year, including U2’s No Line on the Horizon, which entered at #1 with 480k back in March. (5/19p)

Sidebar: Speaking of sales. Joni Mitchell YN never lied. Killa did Jomo numbers. Full Top 50 chart here.

Cam’ron: 42,922

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Last night’s show’s beginning is my end. The end.

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“I can’t rock with a band. I get drowned out. My voice ain’t strong like that.”—Mr. Meth

Full Juan Epstein coming soon. Pause.

Previously: Method Man Didn’t Want To Perform With The Roots?

Update: New Juan Ep! Busta Rhymes included.