Wait: That’s if you’re over 18. For Adults Only. NSFW.

Update: Now, with spread eagle!

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“The judge looked at me and said,’What’s happenin’ Boosie?’ He call me by my nickname, what you think I’m stupid?”—”Devil Get Off Me”

In the clip, Boosie address his frienemies after getting arrested two weeks ago and plugs his forthcoming album, Superbad: Return of Boosie Bad Azz.

Previously: New Music: Boosie Ft. Young Jeezy x Webbie

*Calls Officer Ricky*

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Props: KC

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Remember last week’s video of Dame Dash and his visible disappointment in finding out that Jay-Z agreed to a performance at the Mixtape Power Summit without notifying him? Well Choke No Joke’s not the only one who had cameras down there in 2003. Here’s the start of Roc Madness. Hov, drink in hand, doin’ “Dead Presidents” and “Can I Live.”

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…And a new ghostwriter. I thought you were retired, my nigga?!

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Speakin’ of big guys gettin’ their groove on, peep Erick Sermon at the beginning of this performance. It almost makes up for the blatant lip-syncing. Here’s EPMD performing “Gold Digger” on The Party Machine With Nia Peeples. I think Uncle Ell saw this in real time.

Props: Broken Cool for making me remember The Meaning of Dope

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Through the smokey clouds, have you ever seen a big guy this light on his feet? At the 4:28 mark, watch Ross bust a move. Wait, is that the cabbage patch?!

Related: The video he lied about, premieres on BET tonight at 7:30 EST.