Unemployment may be at an all time high, but today Mike Vick’s lawyer said in bankruptcy court that the former Falcons’ quarterback already has a gig lined up. After his release from the pen, Vick’s going to work 40 hours a week in construction. Guess Animal Control was out of the question.   

Props: TMZ

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Ok, here’s the final product for Mrs. Carter’s Nintendo DS commerical. She appears to be enjoying herself and at the :17 mark, laughs like her main squeeze. Ah, the games people play.

Previously: Beyonce Playing Games With Nintendo (Behind The Scenes)

Who got the juice? Whoooa 

Times must be hard on the boulevard. According to the letter, C-Murder is asking folks to donate a thousand big ones to help pay his legal fund. This can’t be life. Last time I checked, wasn’t your brother King Tut Master P on MTV Cribs with marble floors and swimming pools? The NAACP shout was a nice touch at the end though.

Props: brokencool

As a former kingpin of the print world, I can admit we sometimes go overboard with the multiple cover thing. This appears to be a prime example. You don’t believe me? Hit the button below and peep Mr. Alcohol’s other 2 looks. Just make a decision!

I thought I break all the Wale’s songs? Smh. Ok the song’s about strip clubs? You’re forgiven, Mr. Akintimehin.

{mp3}penthouse anthem{/mp3} 

Props: DontHateBeHated & Herfection

Note: Wale leaked it himself on his Twitter. Hey it’s Follow Friday! Get him!

Here are those Kiss alternatives I hipped you too.

After the jump, the Dungeon Dragon:

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Also hittin’ the Internets while some were sleep is what is sure to be the most talked-about segment of the This Is Jim Jones documentary. Oh boy! Boy! Get your fingernails dirty and watch how it all, it all falls down. 

Sidebar: Jomo the video director? He’s done it all to get money. (C) Rawse! That guy’s lived a life you could write a book on. (D) You know who.

Sidebar 2: I know Guru got that Jay verse somewhere. Holla at me Gimel!

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This leaked last night and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a minute. Seriously Ricky and Curtis need to take this on the road like Jomo’s play. I gotta say I’m sorry to the Bawse for prank callin’ him and pretending I was Nelson from G-Unit. I was just havin’ a lil fun. Ha! Or maybe it was this funny guy? LOL.

I think Ricky was just grumpy cause they wouldn’t let him and his boys into Sue’s the night before. And who’s on this Mafia Music Remix he keeps hypin’ up. All I know is Ja Rule‘s on it. That’s nothing to get excited about.

Props: TorchIsNY

Who says Black people have no place anymore in America’s pastime. Word on the curb is Lupe Fiasco and his buddy Matthew Santos are gonna make some of that “Superstar” magic (what year is this?) at the Chicago White Sox home opener on Monday Apr. 6. Buy me a flip cam and Cracker Jacks.

Props: Broken Cool (who’ll be guest bloggin’ next week at the Double R!) via LupE.N.D.