Affion Crockett “Hip Hop Dishonors”
Thursday, October 22 2009 10:32 AM EST | Posted by: YN | Posted in: Blog, FocusYou want Rick Rubin and Russell Simmons to express their post-show feelings on VH1 Hip Hop Honors? Well hip-hop’s new favorite comedian’s got it covered. Sketch is a tad long, but funny nonetheless. This Crockett guy is one bad muthafucka.





Disrespectful views at Tha Kang, T.I.? Nah, Ms. Banks you're out of line. Yeah Harris' Aussie ain't that dope but neither are you. I just saw you at Coachella and I wasn't impressed. You got the look, the swag, the tough talk but where are the tunes? "212" is alright but that's where it stops. According to Jay-Z's old board rules: You have no right to diss Tip. Look in the mirror and ask yourself: How many classic albums have you created? Are you on anyone's top 10 MCs list? Do you have any hardware on your walls, ma? Cliff is right. Keep him out of the girlfight. You're heavy in these tweets, but I hope you're finding time to create music that backs up your buzz. Or you'll soon be begone like Kreayshawn. You young ladies today bore me. *Turns up Mia X CD* No Limit forever!
The best things in life are free, but hopping on Hov's press conference stage uninvited is gon cost cha. Whatcha did was wrong! ⎯B.Dot
Omfg haha, this guy need a his own show.
thats funny as F*^& lol
Hilarious!!… His Russell Simmons voice is on point… Lmao @ the Beastie Boys tribute and Rick Ross… “That new guy Whale”… Yeah, where is this dude’s show already!? (BET, MTV, VH1 need late passes on him… fuck a Wildn’ Out).
I thought I was the only who noticed Russ with his legs up like that! A.C. is a fool mayne!
for like 30 secs..you’ll forget that its a parody and its not really uncle rush… affion is brilliant.
“He’s the teacher..you know what he taught me ? Stay home if you don’t feel like doin shit ”
Awesome