Affion Crockett “Hip Hop Dishonors”
Thursday, October 22 2009 10:32 AM EST | Posted by: YN | Posted in: Blog, FocusYou want Rick Rubin and Russell Simmons to express their post-show feelings on VH1 Hip Hop Honors? Well hip-hop’s new favorite comedian’s got it covered. Sketch is a tad long, but funny nonetheless. This Crockett guy is one bad muthafucka.





Man, miss me with the fake Jay and B quotes already. Headlines. Some of you sites will do anything for attention and traffic. You really believed B would speak to Star magazine? Tuck your tabloid in. And why would Hov need to write a letter to his daughter? Bitch please. He wrote a song! It's called "Glory" and it's pretty fuckin' revealing. He went on the record (double entendre) but you still don't get it. You may hear baby Blue's first cries but no you don't know her height, weight or what she looks like. And no you ain't gettin' a flick, fool. Can new parents get some privacy? Even if they are celebrities. Sheesh! Who raised you animals? Party at the 40/40. Paps outside. Rushin' the velvet rope. Don't trip over your integrity.
Put us here if you like. The RR store stays open 24/7. SOPA? Yeah we Showcase Our Product Always. And we're gonna continue straight ahead til somebody up there turns out the lights. Start from scratch? I'm not afraid.
Omfg haha, this guy need a his own show.
thats funny as F*^& lol
Hilarious!!… His Russell Simmons voice is on point… Lmao @ the Beastie Boys tribute and Rick Ross… “That new guy Whale”… Yeah, where is this dude’s show already!? (BET, MTV, VH1 need late passes on him… fuck a Wildn’ Out).
I thought I was the only who noticed Russ with his legs up like that! A.C. is a fool mayne!
for like 30 secs..you’ll forget that its a parody and its not really uncle rush… affion is brilliant.
“He’s the teacher..you know what he taught me ? Stay home if you don’t feel like doin shit ”
Awesome