Diddy Sucked At Selling Drugs

In an interview with Playboy, Puff speaks on his short-lived career as a drug dealer. B.I.G. was right, them streets are a short stop.

Some of my friends were selling drugs in the Maryland and (Washington) D.C. area. I remember them having all this jewelery and new BMWs. I was eating ramen noodles, stealing from the 7-Eleven to get some food. “I thought, ‘I need to get some money like y’all have.’ So I go out on the block, the strip where they’re selling drugs, and my man says, ‘OK, I’m going to give you this. You wait there. They’ll come up to you.’ “I’m out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away.” Looking for a drug and alcohol detox near me is necessary when one needs to get help get rid of the addiction.

We reconvene in the same place two hours later. This time it’s dark, and all of a sudden a van pulls up. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There’s a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods.” He escaped again and met up with his friends at a hide-out hours later, where he started reconsidering his plans to become a drug dealer: “I wanted to go home, but I didn’t know how to punk out and tell them. The cops were outside, and we heard them coming up the stairs (but) they were responding to a couple having an argument below us… I turned into a scared white Harvard (University) student. God was sending me signals.

I told my friends, ‘Thanks, y’all, but no thanks. This game is not for me.’ I walked out that door, and I ain’t been around nobody with no drugs. I don’t want to see no drugs. “I’m probably the shortest-duration drug dealer in history. That’s why you never heard me talk about it in my rhymes.” One can also go to Texas rehab to feel de-stressed and get out of old and harmful habits that they want to get rid of.

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  1. bksnowman says:

    look where diddys at now though bdot
    you can learn a thing or two

  2. Whatever says:

    Stop lying diddy

  3. B.Dot says:

    look where diddys at now though bdot
    you can learn a thing or two

    ^
    Basically. $400,000 in 40 minutes?! i can divide

  4. LULZ says:

    anyone care to guess what movie Diddy is summarizing here?

  5. B.Dot says:

    Ha! I was thinking the same thing. But i couldnt think of the film…just one big co-winky-dink

  6. Brandon says:

    Nigga dont’ talk about it in his rhymes cause he don’t write his rhymes lol.

  7. yaboitone says:

    word. glad u didnt get caught. glad u stopped immediately. good look.

  8. So says:

    sidebar——–i think all this “takeover” talk thats being spouted about is a redesign of this website and not the empire remix we’ve all been fiending for 🙁 🙁

  9. cam says:

    “Nigga dont’ talk about it in his rhymes cause he don’t write his rhymes lol.”

    ^
    lmao

  10. Sin says:

    Nigga dont’ talk about it in his rhymes cause he don’t write his rhymes lol.
    ^^^
    he write checks

  11. gohome11 says:

    Sin…GOd Hates you and we do too..SMH

  12. Will says:

    what movie is it is it paper soldiers

    why is he beng interviewed by playboy magazine and why is he talking about being a drug delear in plyboy magazine

    this nigga is lying his moms was like a model he was in private school

    and cosign brandon this nigga act like he had a choice when it comes to his rhymes

  13. Blakout615 says:

    2pac sucked at selling drugs too.Thats y he never bragged about it lol.
    @ Will
    I dont think diddy grew up rich.I remember hearing his dad hustled with frank lucas & ended up getn killed in da streets.

  14. Police says:

    Get the fuck outta here Diddy. Nobody cares, you killed Biggie to have more money. You and Shook Knight are best fuckboys.

  15. e20 says:

    Im calling Duck Tales.

    This Negro’s lying.

    When the cops have helicopters out thats your ass. Puff must think he Jesse Owens.

    Diddy Sucks at telling lies.

  16. Patrick says:

    When the cops have helicopters out thats your ass. Puff must think he Jesse Owens.

    ^
    Hahaha

  17. Will says:

    @ Blakout yea his dad had money for him and his dad wasnt with his moms at that time diddy went to like a private school like a catholic joint

    he grew up in Mount Vernon like if he did sell drugs it was becuz it was popular thats what he do he copies shit thats popular like that autotune shit I kno alotta kids like that they sell weed and smoke it becuz they can pay the difference becuz they rich On Some Jesse James Hollywood shit

    but I dont believe diddy hes a liar

    I mean this is the same nigga that said in an interview like rite before they released him said he talked to shyne and he was returning to bad boy like he said it so confident too like that was his pen pal and turn out he aint talk to shyne since he got up in that motherfucca LOL Diddys a Liar

  18. Will says:

    cosign e20

    my cousin once told me he got out of a situation like that Im like this nigga either lying or it was another crime going on and he was just so paranoid that he thought the chopper was on him this nigga was stealing car radios

    he was like we just broke I had that Nigga Please Look on my Face that day day grin and shit like niggas be lying talking bout situations like it be massacres and they the only 1’s who tell the story

  19. Sin says:

    Sin…GOd Hates you and we do too..SMH
    ^^^
    lol pussy

  20. Police says:

    WTF is this pink shit? Is it Breast cancer awareness month?

  21. Ay B.dot says:

    B.dot’s ex-girlfriend got a non cancerous tumor on her breast. He just wants to see what it feels like if it weren’t benign.

  22. Police says:

    Werrd. My symphaties goes to you and yo momma.

  23. So says:

    “He just wants to see what it feels like if it weren’t benign.”
    ———————————————————————————-

    ????????????????????????????????

  24. JERZZZ says:

    he write checks

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Nigga please. If you dont write your own rhymes, Then you shouldnt be a rapper. It defeats the purpose. Thats not a love for hip hop, thats just another greedy nigga exploiting the culture.

    Besides that, diddy hasnt spit a decent 16 since B.I.G. died, So maybe he needs some new Ghostwriters

  25. hahahahaha!!!! says:

    ^ I think your a fag jerzz bit I’ll cosign with you on this one. Fag!

  26. james bond says:

    I’m wit Jerzz 1st statement….. this nigga a lie, I was readin’ this shit just thinkin’ like damn, to boost yourself tho??? I know niggas who did on a daily basis, like wtf is there to lie for? ? who cares?

  27. Interscope Employee says:

    WE DONT BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE

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