Melyssa Ford’s Coming To Broadway
Friday, March 12 2010 9:57 AM EST | Posted by: B.Dot | Posted in: Blog, True StoryWe can’t believe it neither. Former video vixen, Melyssa Ford has signed on to star in the off Broadway play, For Vixens Who’ve Considered Homicide When the Video Was Too Much. Produced by J. Kyle Manzay (Jim Jones’ Hip Hop Monologues), the musical will be a satirical look inside the world of video models. Opening night is this May at the Actor’s Playhouse in NYC.





I must admit I underestimated you Andrea. You're as sinister as Superhead and more calculating than Carmen. Soulja with the nose candy, Carmelo with the text, I really am afraid of what you're gonna do next. I thought givin' niggas phone numbers out was bad enough. Geesh! It's funny back then most thought that since this chick just outed herself as hip-hop's #1 groupie, she'd be cut off like a hang nail. But nope. Dudes are star fuckers too. And like it or not, Stacks has made herself someone. With a couple of smackdowns in the rear view, you can still find her in the club—for an appearance fee. And now the jockin' goes both ways. Who wanna rumble with the Bee with the seductive accent? Ha! Does she really have that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff? Seriously, I hope she cheats on the Hip-Hop nation with a football player, and gets her Kat-A-Tat-Tat ass out of our business. But sadly, I don't think this is the end. Word to Ricky Bell. It's far from over.
After four awful performances at Rock The Bells, Lauryn finally proved to us that—simply put—it's really over. Cue the scene in Bronx Tale about wasted talent and hold on to the good times. You was the best, L-Boogie. Take care of the fam.
What a sad world we live in where hoe’s have a voice in public.
goose says:
Friday, March 12 2010 at 10:03 AM EST
What a sad world we live in where hoe’s have a voice in public.
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LMAO!!!
Oh God…
good for her. i’m sure it will be hysterical. hopefully, anyway. will karrine steffans be co-starring? they both, no matter what anybody wants to call them, parlayed their hustles better than a lot of the players they’re infamous for associating with.
BUT WILL THAT ASS FIT IN BROADWAY??!!! DAMN!!!! IT’S JUMP OFF MANIA THIS YEAR!!!! WOW!!!!
*Dead* at that title
[...] Ford, looks like she’s adding Broadway to her list of ventures. When venturing over to Rap Radar, we saw that she will be starring in the new Broadway production, For Vixens Who’ve Considered [...]
I’M THERE OPENING NIGHT
…then stay tuned for the sequel: “For Ho’s Who’ve Considered Tricking When The Videos Stop Coming”
[...] Ford, looks like she’s adding Broadway to her list of ventures. When venturing over to Rap Radar, we saw that she will be starring in the new Broadway production, For Vixens Who’ve Considered [...]
[...] SOURCE For Vixens Who’ve Considered Homicide When the Video Was Too Much J. Kyle Manzay Melyssa Ford Posted under Bleu Heard by Ian Jarrell Spread the word: or leave a comment [...]
@BRIX — or perhaps, For Hoes Who’ve Considered Tricking When Music Videos Are Not Enuf.
Nobody’s paying to see her on a stage without a Pole…Seriously.
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lol *i….cant….breathe*
LOL dead @ the title & the last comment before B. Dot. I always been a fan of Melyssa & used to have the biggest crush on Melyssa but I don’t think I would see this even if I lived in NY besides the fact I ain’t to much for plays anyways. Now don’t get me wrong if I had a chance with her I would probably still take it I just ain’t as fascinated with her as I used to be after seeing a lot of these newer chicks or chicks I didn’t really pay as much attention to before because of being so fascinated on Melyssa! Oh yea & Melyssa is still the GOAT video vixen though.
Does this mean superhead will be co starring???LOL