Uncle Luke May Run For Miami Mayor

Over 20 years ago, Luke was banned in America. But now Uncle Luke is considering running for Mayor of Miami. The city’s incumbent Carlos Alvarez, is set to be recalled on March 15th. On Miami News Times blog, Luke wrote:

If Carlos Alvarez gets recalled, I will seriously think about running for Miami-Dade County mayor. And should I win, I would make everyday I am in office a reality show. Everyday, Miami-Dade residents will have transparency in the mayor’s office.

Cameras are going to capture when some lobbyist comes to see me to lobby me on some shit they want approved. The cameras are going to be rolling when a commissioner meets with me when I want to talk about the things we need to build for this community. The voters are going to know who is full of shit and who isn’t if I am elected mayor.

xxl

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  • Thank Me Hater

    My “the daily roast” section on this site is looking better and better.

  • ZoomZoomDad-Otis

    Hope Luke gets sum thick big booty strippers for his Mayoral campaign.

  • Your mother’s “friend”

    I would vote for him

  • B.Dot

    ^
    i would too…

    sidebar between u and thank me hater have the best names on here.

  • MATIC

    LUKE GOT THE SWAG!!!

  • Tim Lee VA Stand Up

    what so he can fuck all the interns?

  • zezzoi

    This is how all government should be lol…

    Vote for Uncle Luke

  • Shawn

    Luke can barley speak in complete comprehensible sentences. I applaud the aspirations but if I’m living any place that thinks Luke is capable of being a Mayor.. I’m moving.

  • zezzoi

    @B.Dot’s “You Played Yourself”

    “You done took this shit to a whole ‘nother level. ”

    lmao… i heard Chris Rocks voice when i read this the first time…fact

  • B.Dot

    ^
    LOL

  • mac DIESEL

    GUARANTEE IT’LL BE AN ALL-WOMAN STAFF!!!! HA!!!! DON’T BE SURPRISED IF HE RUNS FOR OFFICE AND WINS!!!! ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • http://Www.rapradar.com Black Panther

    This dude need to be more profressonal about it if he is serious which i know he isn’t. Where wycelf when you need him?

  • http://dirtydesign.tumblr.com/ public school whitey

    if he wins – i’m moving to MIAMI!

  • Nathaniel

    i think luther campbell would be a great mayor. fuck these politicians, y’all. if we’ve learned anything by now, it’s that these squeaky clean cats, white, black, or otherwise… have no vested interest nor do they identify with the issues facing the community they govern over. politics was designed to maintain the rich and powerful’s strangle hold on the poor and disfranchised.

    that nigga can identify, we need in this country NEW and FRESH ideas + takes on attacking these issues. if he’s serious, he doesn’t need to be a political analysis, he just needs to be aware, and not willing to sell out.

    i’d vote for him in a second. i wonder what we’d see happen for miami/dade co. if he won.

  • Belize

    Haha that would be neat!

  • Black Shady

    this deserve a huge COME ON SONNNNNNNNNNNNNN lol

  • deebee

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  • James

    WORD!?SHAKE WHAT YA MOMMA GAVE YA? OR ?WHEN I DIP U DIP? WHICH WILL BE THE SLOGAN?

  • dani

    someone put this pedophile/rapist in jail…

  • So Icy Boi!

    Man fuk 2 live crew gucci 4 prez muthafucka BRICK SQUAD!

  • Master

    The BUSH family won’t let that happen! Good try though.

  • http://myspace.com/730amazin amazinace

    MAYOR DOO DOO BROWN? SMH …I WILL NEVER GO TO MIAMI AGAIN …LUKE MY DUDE BUT BE FOR REAL

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  • dirty south

    I love Luke @ king of diamonds or tootsies, as my mayor though?? I don’t know about all that. Plus he won’t win especially with comments like this one lol. I would move to broward county lol fuck all that noise. I wouldn’t vote for him, but good luck anyways. big booty hooooess!

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