After noticing Freddie Gibbs insightful and often humorous observations on sports through his Twitter account, Rap Radar decided to give him a forum to express his thoughts on the thrills of victory and the agonies of defeat. It’s Gangsta Gibbs Wide World Of Sports. The black Bill Simmons is here. And for his second column, Gary’s finest got a thing or two to say about Bron Bron and his team of crybabies. Ha!
Ok ok I know it’s just March and ain’t no hardware being given out yet but y’all gotta admit that my BULLS are killin’ shit. Not only did we complete a season sweep on that so-called “super team” in Miami, but we’re 2nd in the east behind Beantown and having our best season since MJ and Scottie had niggaz flipping over cars on the southside of Chicago. Damn, I miss those days. I’m not saying Derrick Rose is Jordan, but he’s putting on a hell of an MVP run without anything close to a Pippen by his side.
D-Wade, I’m disappointed in you. Y’all are 1-5 in your last 6 games and this week you lost 3 games you had in the bag. Wade you had a chance to come to Chicago and possibly complete what could’ve been the best backcourt in the league. But fuck all the shoulda-coulda-woulda shit, you wanted to play with Bron Bron and I don’t blame you. He was fresh off two MVPs and one of the most gifted athletes on the planet. It’s almost unfair the way Pat Riley stacked that team this past summer. Even with bitch-ass Bosh, the Heat seemed like the team to beat this year.
Maybe they made that target on their backs a little too big. Maybe LeBron should’ve went to the Knicks where they got real fans. Muthafuckaz in Miami just watch the Heat when they winning. Any other season you wouldn’t see Diddy sitting courtside. James could’ve been the NBA superhero instead of the super villain who apparently gets no love from the refs. Maybe El Heat are playing like shit right now ’cause their saving gas for the playoffs.
Bosh never sniffed the playoffs but between the other 2 guys they got enough experience. I mean hey they just picked up Mike Bibby which would’ve made sense like 10 years ago. Mike Miller can’t hit a shot. Eric Dampier is done. A lotta muthafuckaz came to South Beach but they didn’t bring the talent with ’em. No more crying in the locker room.