ESGN: Freddie Gibbs “5 Reasons To Bench Boozer”

After noticing Freddie Gibbs’ insightful and often humorous observations on sports through his Twitter account, Rap Radar decided to give him a forum to express his thoughts on the thrills of victory and the agonies of defeat. It’s Gangsta Gibbs Wide World Of Sports. The black Bill Simmons is here. And for his tenth colomun, Gibbs gives his reasons as to why Chicago Bulls’ Carlos Boozer ought ride the pine.

Man, you can go back to Utah with this bullshit.

I knew I didn’t like Duke for a reason. The players that come out that bitch are usually soft in the league. I like Grant Hill, Elton Brand is OK and I can deal with one Duke player on my team in Deng. But Boozer? Goddamn.

You’re the most overrated dude in the East to me. Last night was probably your best game in the playoffs and you still didn’t make an impact. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong but it seems like everytime you touch the ball Carlos it’s a disaster. You either turn it over, or you get the rebound slapped right out of your hands. Soft. Totally Soft. You play with no real aggression. Just a bunch of
hype, mean faces and chest beating. You had the nerve to criticize Chris Bosh—who is just as soft as you by the way—and then you made him look like Willis Reed in Game 3.

Well #5, you’re definitely not living up to the 5-year, $76 Million contract the Bulls gave you last year, and I know it’s still early and there’s always next year but fuck that, I want a ring now so here’s 5 reasons why we should go in a different direction than Boozer being our second option.

#5.  We play better without you.

Shiiiit we was on a run while you and Noah rode the bench. We won like 16 out of 20. We got a pretty decent bench and they come in the game way more hungry than you. You don’t even average a double double no more dog.

#4.  You make too much.

For a dude in the 13 million a year range you should be putting up All Star numbers. Maybe it was just the system in Utah that made you look like an all star. I don’t know what it is, but everytime you shoot a jumper I close my eyes and put my head down. When you gon dunk on somebody? Like for real. You look like Karl Malone on the Lakers right now.  You should take a paycut so we can bring in some guys that really want that chip dog. I’m just being honest.

#3. Did I mention you were soft as wet toilet paper?

Whether it’s a bobbled pass, a dropped rebound, you gettin blocked or whatever I’m just sick of seeing it.  You go to the hole expecting to go to the free throw line instead of using that 266 pound frame to go bang Bosh ass out the paint. I know you ain’t a 7-footer but damn.  Your defense is a mystery.  I ain’t seen it all year. I’d honestly rather us start Taj Gibson, he got more intensity, but you got the big salary so you gotta get those minutes.

#2. That wack ass rap song.

All you athlete niggas that try to rap let it go. Kobe and Allen Iverson should be example enough that y’all niggas need to stick to hooping.  You don’t see me coming to no fuckin tryouts. Shaq the onlynigga that showed y’all how to do it right.  I still bump “You Can’t Stop The Reign” with Biggie that’s my shit. Shouts out to real athlete/musicians like Wayman Tisdale (RIP).  That shit was wack, Booz, I love the BULLS to death but I can’t support it.  You single-handedly changed my feelings about my team in the playoffs. Every time I watch the game now that musical atrocity comes to mind.

#1. Dwight Howard:

Yea Yea I know all y’all Laker fans hoping and praying that Superman comes to the West Coast. Bynum gone, Gasol probably gone and Kobe need help. But fuck him he got 5 rings. Come to Chicago, Dwight and play with a winner like D. Rose. He carried the team all year and with another superstar not a Boozer next to him we’ll get 6 more rings and destroy the Knicks dreams of ever getting another one like we did in the 90s. (sorry Lambo) Hell I ain’t no CPA or nothin’ like that, but I think we actually got enough bread under the cap to get Dwight and keep Boozer, but I’d rather he come off the bench and we might have to get rid of him, Noah and Deng to make the trade. So be it.

Fuck y’all this my opinion. My team on a championship drought and I’m not liking the way we playing right now. Definitely gotta make some changes Miami got more talent than us but we can beat them if we make the right adjustments and Boozer quit playing like a bitch.

Shouts out to YN and B Dot. I’m out this bitch til Monday.

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  • 1

    LMAO

  • http://2ndlanguage.tumblr.com Lorin

    I agree completely. The only nigga that built like Baraka but wants to score like Pikachu. Sit him all the way down.

  • mack

    real rap!

  • HJOOD

    this nigga Gibbs is a fuckin cornball, why do u people post this stupid shit on here for?

  • Caio

    “You don’t see me coming to no fuckin tryouts.”

    LOL

  • Breezyy

    Killed him. and I died laughing.

  • BelizeanBull

    Bulls fan here…all i gotta say is: fuck boozer. that nigga talk allot of shyt but cant nothing right but make fake stats. that double double was garbage stats

  • ele

    nigga, make music instead of wasting time on this

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  • Citylivin’

    “But fuck him he got 5 rings.”
    Hilarious.

  • Pow! Gasol

    Wow…didnt realize how much I missed the ‘angry gangsta rapper’ type. The 90’s are officially back!

  • drizzyyy

    ? Are you retarded- this is the biggest load of bull shit (no pun intended) i have ever read, just like basketball players need to stick to basketball you need to quit making these ridiculous statements and just rap.. your only argument is to trade for howard but other than that this article is wack. Your bulls need to learn how to play defense rather then blame boozer who was there leading scorer and rebounder last night- you have players like kyle korver who is literally dead weight on defense. You tell me who your center is before you start saying boozer is soft because half the time he can’t even play the pf role that he is accustomed too. The bulls try to play two power forwards (noah and boozer) at the same time .. noah can’t play center and neither can boozer so its hard not to be soft when you are not a big team down low and you are playing against the likes of bosh lebron, and even haslim at times has terrific plays- you need to reevaluate your coloumn

  • Fact

    I’m gonna talk your fuckin language dog, and show you why this is such an idiotic blog.

    It seems like Bulls fans will defend Rose and blame someone else, even if he raped their mom. Rose has been fuckin awful in the 4th quarter, and has shown that he’s no where near the player he’s been hyped up to be… yet. LeBron is a better playmaker, Wade is a better scorer.. Rose is the definition of a choker. He struggled against a shitty inexperienced Pacers team. And against a team that has no offensive plans in the Hawks. Teague lit him up and is gonna get payed when he’s a Free Agent because of Rose’s shitty defense.

  • whocares?

    Howard & Rose would be off the chain

  • Converse

    ^^^^^^lmao why u niggas mad? bc u know what gibbs saying is true. only person who softer than boozer is gasol.

    heat knocking bulls out 5-1 and mavs taking it all

  • Ape

    Gibbs > Boozer

  • smh

    I love this guys music, but he definetley fits the “I should not talk to the media because i sound like an idiot every time i talk”.

  • Ice Cold

    MIAMI HEAT !! LEGO…….BOSH killin his haters right now, bron and wade all day

  • Megabkny

    If Gibbs Knew Better He Would Know That The Bulls Will Never Get Rid Of Noah………Not Anytime Soon. Let’s Go Heat!!!

  • wise

    gibbs good shit bro i think if we wudda got z-bo we wudd hav been better off but hey we jus better hope taj gibson stays with the bulls if they ever think about winning any number of rings…….start taj and let boozer kill with the second unit like he did yesterday….and while we’re at it start kyle korver so he can start his stroke early or let rasual butler(who can play shooting guard) start because he is long(pause) and can shoot so u get a bit of keith bogan and kyle korver at the same time

  • Chan

    Damn thats a terrible picture of Carlos. He looks like a monster. Thats a ugly ass photo.

  • ppthetruth

    I called this shit.. When that twista song came out with Boozer on it I said that all Bulls fans would turn their back on the overpriced Boozer. Fuck off Chicago fans.. Your all bandwagon fans anyway.. Even if your from Chicago.. You can fuck off.. Pacers all day son.. Colts > Bears.. The nation loves the Cubs.. Fucking fair weather fans.. Soon as they see the light about how shitty their teams actually are their own fans even turn on them.. Just like Cutler and his knee injury.. Dude got legitimately hurt in that game.. Yet Bears fans were calling for his head because THEIR management got rid of Mr. more turn overs than Sara Lee.. Well you see what happens when Todd Collins is your back up.. You see what happens when you buy Boozer as a real star because their was no one on free agency.. The real culprit is Joakim Noah.. What dude can grab you some boards.. but he wasn’t worth trading to get a star? shit.. Fucking retards.. If they had traded Noah they could have saved money.. waited till next summer got a legitamate star and not been fooled by bullshit Boozer.. for real.. But no.. they bought into boozer being a star..

    Boozer was s tar when Deron Williams would ONLY pass to him.. Since Derek Rose spreads the rock around.. and gives everyone a chance to score.. Boozer shows that he can’t actually create his own shot.. and is over rated and just yells all the time when his shots rim out.. Such a bullshit player getting paid WAY too much.. Should have tried to trade for Monte Ellis.. Maybe gone to OKC and tried to get Russell(he likes playing 2guard over point anyways) But nooooooo Bulls paid a shit ton of money to “I suck dick” Boozer.. Whatever.. Pacers on the up and up.. while the “young” bulls(when do we get to stop calling them that anyways.. they been in the playoff race since before Rose was around..) Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk all the Chicago band wagon fans are jumping ship to Miami.. Oh to feel the love.

  • ppthetruth

    http://rapradar.com/2011/05/19/new-music-twista-x-mario-winans-winning-streak-chicago-bulls-anthem/

    All my spot on points can be reviewed under the alias herbsaac.. You can revel in my knowledge or hate me for it..

    Id hate on the Bulls for over rating Noah(by not trading him) and by over paying Boozer(such dumbasses) Oh well.. Its always fun to watch Chicago Teams crumble.. Ala Colts over Bears in the superbowl.. Mua hahahahaha Fuck ILLINOIS

  • ppthetruth

    Oh and you’ll also notice that when Boozer gets his numbers the rest of the team suffers..(like last night) Mua ahhahahahahahaha Fuck the BULLS Indiana all DAY

  • still best rite now!!

    this the 1st time i agree wit Freddie..I usually dont comment on athletes contracts like alotta fans do, but its sickening to know this bum got that contract last offseason. smh he plays on one side of the ball. no defense!

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  • Psyber

    is yall dumb? talkin about wasting time instead of makin music? DUDE DROPS NEW MUSIC EVERY FUCKIN WEEK. FUCK OUTTA HERE. AND THIS IS HIS OWN OPINION, DEAL WITH IT U DICK RIDERS.

  • mac DIESEL

    CAN’T FRONT, BOOZER PLAYED A GOOD GAME AND FINALLY EARNED HIS DAMN MONEY LAST NIGHT!!!! 26 PTS 17 REBOUNDS!!!! BUT HE NEEDS TO PLAY LIKE THAT IF THEY GONNA WIN THE SERIES!!!! QUIT WIT THE DAMN DISAPPEARIN’ ACTS NEGRO!!!! CHICAGO COULDA WON THE 2ND OR 3RD GAME!!!! THE PROBLEM IS THEY CAN’T SCORE IN THE 4TH QUARTER!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • ppthetruth

    CAN’T FRONT, BOOZER PLAYED A GOOD GAME AND FINALLY EARNED HIS DAMN MONEY LAST NIGHT!!!! 26 PTS 17 REBOUNDS!!!! BUT HE NEEDS TO PLAY LIKE THAT IF THEY GONNA WIN THE SERIES!!!! QUIT WIT THE DAMN DISAPPEARIN’ ACTS NEGRO!!!! CHICAGO COULDA WON THE 2ND OR 3RD GAME!!!! THE PROBLEM IS THEY CAN’T SCORE IN THE 4TH QUARTER!!!!

    To whoever this guy is.. that posted that.. Whenever Boozer does “earn” his money his team is not in the game.. They lose the game.. When he is riding the bench they at least got a fucking shot.. Who cares if he plays up to the contract if you dont get the W.. but you type in all caps so it shows you dont know much.

  • Ac@pella!

    I agree with this nigga Gibbs 100,000,000%. ‘Nuff said.

  • G

    Pau Gasol is the reason the Lakers won 2 rings and got to another finals. GTFO with the “soft” comments. he got better after the 08 finals. without him Kobe still has 3 rings. and Orlando would be out of their mind if they actually even thought of getting boozer for Dwight. Good luck pulling off that trade cuz it ain’t happening.

  • mac DIESEL

    @ ppthetruth

    U MUST BE BOOZER’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD!!!! NIGGA WRITIN’ HATE LETTERS ON RAPRADAR AND SHIT!!!!

    ….HA!!!! POOR KID!!!!

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

  • James

    PAU GASOL IS SOFTER THAN BABY OIL! USE TO BE HARD NOW HE A PUSSY!

  • saywatuwant

    GO HEAT we got this y’all can keep thinking bosh is soft all y’all want but he gon keep burning y’all ass up he’s paper thin but he ain’t soft if he hit the weight room it wudnt be too many that can fuck wit em and our d-fense is too vicious to let nowitzki drop 40 like OKC we playing championship d-fense plus we gon give Dallas too many match up problems d Wade lebron that’s all imma say bout that its gon be a rematch of the 06 finals on steroids lls

  • Jayman50af

    True enough you all laughin and what not but as funny as this sounds he telling the truth real talk. I never wanted boozer I know why he went to utah it wasn’t just the money it was the system he would have never thrived in Cleveland. That pic and roll system that made utah go to the finals twice looked sweet to boozer, and once they got sick of his softness and all those fake injuries they were like forget him. The bulls would have done much better trying to offer bosch more money if thats the case. Trade him and his huge salary and get someone else I’ll even take a few draft picks at this point. He soft like cotton candy and complains to much. D.Rose probably be pissed off too. I never like duke players either with exception of shane battier and grant hill. Deng disappear too sometimes and gotta be motivated to play hard to often. If the bulls don’t get it together they will lose and to me they truly have a better team even with Carlos Looser.

  • SMEAR

    Fuckin eskimo

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    UHHH…AINT THIS NIGGA FROM INDIANA . FOCUS ON GRANGER LOL NAH JK…GOOD POST FREDDIE I LOOK FOWARD TO IT