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  • Chris Puddin

    em and royce are fucking gods

  • Argenys

    Awesome

  • c o c

    haaaaaaaaaaa. yn is juz my god for may 28. shadyzback

  • Chris Puddin

    im on syrup, pain killers..

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  • Your mother’s “friend”

    meh

  • Jim Rome

    Shit’s weak….

  • fuk waka

    ahh for a change YN doesnt do any MMG posts nicee

  • @LuizSwag

    AWESOME!

  • Word

    Is this on the Hangover Soundtrack or something? Havent even seen the movie yet.

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  • http://www.topdollagotit.com doodlet

    seriously tho, eminem almost died from pain killers addiction and publicly stated how drugs ruined his life. why is he still makin music praising drug abuse then? wtf is that about?

  • rovert

    as Bart Scott would say “CAN’T WAIT!” for this to drop

  • Big Willie

    So Mike Epps is really Zack Galafinakis? lol

  • Word

    But Fast Lane > Im on Everything. This song is a good laugh though.

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  • fuk waka

    huge em fan but aint impressed wid dat hmmmm

  • Roppa

    Awesome song, hating the hook >=[

  • http://www.TheShoeGame.com G-Roc

    Whoa!

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  • http://kanyetothe.com comedyjunkie06

    @SO ICY BOI

    YEAH OK LOL CALL THIS HIP POP THEN CALL WAYNE THE GOAT?

    YEAH THAT WAYNE SONG ISNT POP AT ALL HAHAHAHAHA

  • FUCK YEA

    GREAT TRACK

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  • http://www.TheShoeGame.com G-Roc

    ^^Yeah, the hook was not the business.

  • Marshall

    SHADY TWO POINT O WORLD

    FUCK ALL THIS>>

  • teejay

    Amusing novelty track. I’m glad the album is only 9 tracks, I’d prefer 9 good tracks over 20 subpar ones

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  • So Icy Boi!

    relapse time period

  • Uncle Ruckus’ Nephew

    Ehhh. Not so good. 2 of 9 songs from the EP are out and they are mediocre.

  • JIMMY

    SO FUCKIN WACK!

    -JIMMY IS THE ILLEST

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  • ppppp

    is there some fucking tie in with hangover 2?

  • Gus

    should’ve gotten galifanikis to do the hook lol still fire though

  • JIMMY

    SO FUCKIN GREAT!

    - JIMMY IS THE DUMBEST

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  • Young Jack

    This song weak as fuck…album prolly gone sell no more then 60K-80K if that

  • Anthony

    Young jack stfu u have no idea what ur talking about did u see how much fast lane got download within the first week? Smh

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  • dienasty

    @doodlet cuz that recovery shit is wack…eminem stated in his song “uh no” that hed recover then relapse again.

  • onanigga

    I never got why rappers leak the weakest joints off a project as promo, makes you question how tight this EP will actually be.

    This shit sucks, will take 8 out of 9 though, Hopefully.

  • dienasty

    But im not gunna lie this is lame

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  • onanigga

    Why take off echo just because it leaked but keep this shit on? then have echo as a bonus anyway, greedy shit.

  • yoursleeping

    Your all sleeping. You probably listened to it one or two times and made your decisions. even listening to it a second time you hear things differently so keep listening. I think this is gonna be the ‘funny’ / ‘drug’ song that mosts albums have one of. The whole albums gonna be dope. quick to judge faggots.

  • BABY BY ME

    its dope 2 me

  • yoursleeping

    Its better than Lil waynes new single.

  • Po

    Idk the connection but I saw Hangover 2 last night that shit was fuckin hilarious.

    “When a monkey nibbles on a weenis its funny in any language”

  • Yo

    Eminem can rhyme/flow with the best of them but it don’t mean shit if he doesn’t rap about ANYTHING.

  • http://www.rapireland.com iHATEhaters

    Shits dope

  • yoursleeping

    Royce has slaughterhouse, this and his solo album coming and hes always spitting fire. smh bunch of rats.

  • WAP

    GARBAGE

  • I distrust camels

    why would royce leak his own work ? smh stupid move .. if you leak something leak something dope so you can make some hype

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  • I distrust camels

    get*

  • 123

    Da fuck is the point of this shit???

  • sdfs

    fuck all ya’ll porter came with a banger, this song is bad meets evil.. what the fuck you expect… illmatic? BAD MEETS EVIL.. ya’ll suppose to trip

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  • iamhiphop

    this shits fire the cd is goona b an inferno

  • Capeman

    sounds like a weak effort…

  • tip

    this is crazy lol, creative shit

  • imeafk

    at first i thought wtf? but then i heard it all and im quite amazed… last verse was on fire^^

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  • Black Shady

    SHADYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! shit is way better than Wayne’s garbage love shit

    2011 is ours!

  • matthew

    Its solid. I think it will be a change of pace from a really heavy EP.

  • Wack

    Shit is stupid

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  • Soul Bro1234

    The Rhyme Scheme and Flows are amazing…Stop Hatin please and thank you

  • if i said it then its true

    WHY DO EMINEM POSTS GET SO MANY COMMENTS????????????????????????????????????

    I THINK I KNOW WHY

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  • Marshall

    ^ CUZ SHADYS THE GOAT

  • Bangers N Mash

    Shit wasn’t a classic, but it’s not that bad. It’s probably just a lighter side to the EP. I’m sure there will be some heavy hitters on that bitch.

  • rdizzle

    lol song is comedy…just one knock though i hope em switches up his flow….kind of tired of hearing him with that same flow and i dnt want to listen to 9 fastlane like tracks…fastlane was dope though dont get me wrong but nigga switch up your flow on songs lol

  • sirehi

    FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAA

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  • http://K1ngEljay.com k1ngeljay

    This was average until the last verse, then it got CRAZY…

  • http://kingofteez.wordpress.com kingofteez

    i like.

  • http://kingofteez.wordpress.com kingofteez

    album is going to be sick…

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  • BK James

    If Em’s on the track shouldn’t it be called “I’m On Nothing”?

  • LBC

    How the fuck are y’all hating? You forgot how to have fun?! Smh

    DOPE song

  • pompypo

    I thought it was good at the begining but the last touch of back and forth was the greatest part and i’d be looking forward to a whole song on the EP like that.

  • Nickey Black

    I’m not an Em or Royce fan but the beat is SICK and they went in on this.

    Love the Mike Epps sample. It’s funny cause I was watching ALL BOUT DA BENJAMINS when I heard Mike say ” kids today are on everything.”

    It’s fire. I finally like a Shady track

  • cj23k

    don’t like royce 1st verse or hook but its cool nice track 2nd verses are cool not like its a real album its a EP basically a step above a mixtape

  • ola

    hot track

  • Ya’ll are stupid, this shit is aight, i fuck with it, wont get it pregnant tho lol. feel me.

  • http://www.tagged.com/pienman pienman

    dude is making music… funny eminem! love the track & can’t wait for the ep to drop

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  • ya trippin

    This joint knock. They just had fun wit it and spazzed out. I fuck wit it. That last verse was bananas. oh, and that dude who said Wayne and Gucci the Goats?? You’s a nigga. . . and I don’t mean that in no nice way lol

  • Nickey Black

    THE HOOK IS WHAT MAKES THIS SONG.

    It was taking from Mike Epps comedy show in Detroit last year.
    You will hear other rappers spitting to this beat.

    I would love to hear Lil Wayne/Method Man/RedMan on this. Even Twista.

  • HJOOD

    it ok, nothing special really i’m waiting for the Havoc produced cut

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  • Winning

    Fast lane>this>lil waynes single ‘how to love’

  • dmc

    Not gonna lie, rapradar is turning into a gong show with all these dumb ass comments. I’ve pretty much stopped coming here because some of these comments are either trolls or 13 year olds.

  • Whitest Kid to Know Hip Hop

    Zack Galafinakis is the white Rick Ross

  • PhonesOn

    This was hilarious and well done also, so please dont spam you “lil wayne” or “gucci mane” opinions on an Eminem And Royce song. Fucktards. I agree wholeheartedly with what Yoursleeping said

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  • Crotch King

    man..i fux with this..i like this new single..:)..
    …my girl & I going on vacation…air line gave away $1000 Gift card for anywhere in world..just for giving them our emails..lol..im puttin the fam on it.. http://htl.li/54Dsp

  • ANM

    Rozay pulled an MJ?

  • cz

    if they had just rapped serious the whole time this song would be awesome, but the hangover references and the eminem fart line shit fucked it up

  • Sam I Am

    this is wack. idk what yall use to judge music

  • CJ

    Pretty beast

  • Udont Knowme

    hmmmmmmm….i guess its kinda…hmmmm…well if you listen to it…hmmmmm…it just PLAIN SUCKS!!!!

  • bbb

    I HEARD EMINEM IS BLONDE AGAIN … CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Aphekt

    haha CLASSIC – Royce

  • BLU LAMBO

    @SO ICY BOI I CO-SIGN THATTTT

  • BLU LAMBO

    TAKE THIS BACK AND GIVE US THE BANGLADESH TRACK DUHHHH

  • EM=GOD

    FUNNY HOW EM IS SO WACK YET YOU HATERS CLICK ON HIS POSTS AND WRITE OVER 200 COMMENTS… EM IS GREATEST OF ALL TIME REGARDLESS OF WHAT ANYOF YOU FAGS SAY

  • Coroner

    their flow is off the chain! haters can get a gasface!

  • Jaymalls

    better than lil wayne’s new single… YES! But this shit is COLD TRASHHH w/ a 11.8% unemployment rate!

  • Deadly Lyrx

    Em aint been good for years sorry yall. He is 39 and still shows no growth. You got to be kidding. Shits wack. People be on his dick so hard thatif you actually criticize or say it’s wack ur hating or don’t know hip hop. I been hearing hip hop since the days of Ice T I know what it is and he’s overrated.

  • fdfsdf

    very good track.

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  • Truth

    So Icey Boi has to be the most unfunny nerd ever

  • Eminem is the worst rapper in hip-hop history and he have been garbage since encore!

    Read my name!

  • Iggy

    people need to realize this song is about nothing. Its just a song that eminem flowed on. no meaning at all. listen to how dumb some of the lines are. the entire point is to show that he can flow still. it reminds me of Rain Man off Encore. Its jsut sick to vibe to. Stop looking into it some much.

  • Me

    haters make people popular so keep hating.

  • Nickey Black

    Different opinion now:

    I played it loud on my stereo and got the full effect. It sounds ok. I particularly don’t like the bassline but I love the hook. It sounded alot different from an iPhone. It actually sounded alot betta on my iPhone. It just wasn’t what I thought it was at first. I kinda sense what others are feeling now but I CAN STILL SEE MIKE EPPS DANCING TO IT, so that’s a win In
    Its self.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/serisony SeRiSoNy

    Seriously, you “rappers” in the comment sections are really pathetic. No one’s checking for your music, and if you want them to actually take a listen your going about it the wrong way. Em and Royce didn’t get to where they are by posting rage comments. Make some good music, and promote it properly, and than people will take notice.

    I honestly can’t understand the debate about rappers anyways, while all of you are debating about who the G.O.A.T. is they are all eating and getting money together, as well as respecting each other. If your favorite rapper makes music with another artist, than obviously they have a certain level of respect for them and their craft.

  • http://www.yourmom.com HipHopHipster

    Why The Fuck Would Anyone who likes Gucci Man and 1017 Brick Sqaud be checking Rap Radar anyways? they make up like not even 1% of what they post on this site.

  • Austn

    I am mad this has to be the worst eminem song ever!

  • Austin

    I am mad! This has to be the worst eminem song I ever heard!

  • Ronaldo

    GREAT track!!!

  • Van

    Dope.

  • Ben

    HORRIABLE TRACK!

  • Tristan

    @So Icy Boi! WTF, if you saybad meets evil is hip pop, than is wayn wack hop!! Em en royce are rapping longer than shit wayne!!!

  • UMAR

    amazing
    This funny track >>>>>>> pop Wayne’s garbage How to Love

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  • Nope Nope

    I actually laughed when i heard Em’s part about smashing a girl’s head against the dashboard. That shit sounded like his old shit when he painted pictures with his words

  • sway-z

    TBH, this shit was kinda weak………..

    UNTIL that last verse, it sounded like they decided to get serious with the double time flow

  • BANG

    funny shit
    love it

  • http://rapturehappened.wordpress.com rapturehappened

    Last verse back and forth redeems this track.

  • Yo Mama’s Cookies

    this shit is sick! So so sick. Can’t wait for this album.

  • JAY-Z QUOTES

    MEN LIE, WOMEN LIE, NUMBERS DONT

    EM = G.O.A.T

  • YOUAJOKE

    YALL NIGGAS REALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT THEN 2 NIGGAS HAVING FUN WITH THESE SONGS? THIS ALBUM ISNT GOING TO BE HARD LYRICS LIKE THEY BOTH CAN DO… ITS GOING TO BE NIGGAS HAVING FUN WITH IT AND FIXING THEIR RELATIONSHIP

  • JohnBlack

    This is kinda weak but I’m glad the accent is gone

  • TheCool

    Ya’ll niggas dumb as fuck. If yu dont like it, THATS OK, THAT STRAIGHT WITH ME.

    But saying “wtf this song is about nothing” WTFFFFFFF

    Do yu EVER listened to a Royce/Slaughterhouse, or an Em song?

    Ever heard Em and Royce on “Scary Movies”? Ever heard the Slaughterhouse single “The One”? That shit silly party-ish flow like this “Sex and drugs and dirty money!”

    They’re not Lupe Fiasco (Lupe is in my top 5 tho) And specially Em, has always had those songs where he basically fucked around. And listen to the Slaughterhouse album, they have a funny/fuck the world/lets just spit and party side.

    Im not saying yu HAVE to like it or else your a hater, but dont say “wtf this is about nothing” Its Mike Epps on the hook. Wtf do yu expect? A deep metaphorical depressing track about society? Fuck outta here.

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  • Toya

    This goes to show that you really can’t judge a book by its cover. Based on the title, I thought this song would poke fun at people who just won’t take a break from the spotlight, not a track about heavy drug use. (Personally I think it’s a little weird that Em is rapping about drugs considering what he went through.)

    Mike Epp’s part really messed up this song to me. Sounds like what should be in the background was fighting the people who should be in the forefront. Other than that, I thought it was a pretty good track. I can’t see myself playing it every time it pops up on my iPod but it does show the playfulness of the duo.

  • u gotta understand

    u gotta understand that the only reason they made this EP is because they just clicked when they started recording. Also, if u watched any of the interviews or clips from rapfix live u would know that they just had fun with the album and it was really easy to make. THUS – this is the result, they just flow to the beat and rap about whatever the fuck they want. anyone sayin they dont rap about anything thats true; in this song atleast. BUT when they wanna be serious, they will absolutley FUCKING KILL IT. fuck young money and all that.

  • money

    @ doodlet

    eventhough em is prob against drugs .. its bad meets evil .. so hes gettin on that shit .. even if he cared about the message he knows we’ll soak this shit up anyway haha dont hate on my opinion

  • RC

    This shit is garbage.

  • OffMyNutz

    @So Icy Boi! and Jimmy!!!SUCK the BIGGEST DICK and SWALLOW you 2 BITCHES!!!!!This track>the whole mmg self made weed plate!55,000 sold 1st week????LMFAO!!!!They will get dropped by next year by Warner Bros.They def are dissapointed with that weak shit!!!!Bad Meets Evil will CRUSH that sales mark easily!mmg is straight GARBAGE!!!!!Em and Royce would BODY that whole roster!Thats a FACT you 2 wack music loving BITCHES!!!!!!!!!WHAT?????!!!!!

  • RealRap

    understand that they went in the studio and just fucked around with it.. and its still fire this song was for laughs.. fuck lil staynes single lol..

  • Rainman666

    Flows dreaded like some fucking tangled hair rastafarian, Jamaican, relax, man. Headshot at wayne?

  • haters stop

    to beast

  • Guido316

    Diabolical. Em is a beast on the mic but the music he is making as of late is atrocious. The way he is screaming means his flow is being harboured. He sounds constipated. The singing too sounds like fingers being run dun a black board. He’s not riding the beat like we know he can and he sounds unnatural. The similes and metaphors are too overstated and everything seems too manufactured. Why not make songs like the way he performs when he goes on Westwood. Really disappointing from such an incredible mc. If only he maximised his skill set and put out the right music to match it. Royce is superb too and the two should be producing better music than this. This is abysmal at best.

  • http://www.youtube/com/jhuntdaprodigy JHP

    Fast Lane was dope, but this was just ehh, the beat is subpar and the hook is annoying. Lyrically, Em & Royce still kill it though. Remaining optimistic for the other 7 songs though

  • DJ Game

    eh.

  • red1

    argh i hate eminems wanna be bone thugs flow beats dope 2003 eminem would have murdered it but man this is rubbish so much rap and not 1 quotable or meaning in any of the words all flow no content and if its drugs has nothing on ems old drug songs drug ballad n shit this is just crap talking about mustard n shit fuckin random similies and metaphors lets just face it em has nothing to rap about anymore no story cant rap about bein broke cant rap about kim or haley cant rap about drugs the turmoils of fame his got nothing and you can tell by his latest songs there is zero real emition in them he thinks just cos he growls and blasts a loud aggresive delivery and tries to go 100 miles an our on some bizzy bone shit thats not even always on beat it will make up for the fact he has nothing to say

  • Josh

    Did I just read someone post a comment that said Gucci Mane was the definition of hip hop? lmao that shit made me laugh out loud.

  • bigray

    Honestly the bloggers on here are the worst hip hop fans ever. Not all though. When I read the comments its like u guys r like 12 years old. This song is dope. Go listen 2 Gucci or waka.

  • http://www.myspace.com/blazethenightmare Gabriel Blaze

    LOL

  • blazen

    I’m feelin it.. Lets face it Em’s best shit was 97-2003. If this album was done in like 2000 it would have been way more dope. It’s still a good track. They are both still lyrical monsters.

  • niceguy

    i thought the song was tight, fuck you if you disagree

  • RECOVERED!!

    lol this is actually dope, not as good as fast lane tho. or living proof. or Echo.

  • Money over Everything..

    See this is why Us Older Niggaz, Can’t Stand U little Young ass Niggas!! Get on the Computer and Hate on everything. Ya’ll don’t Kno what U like!! Do me a Favor: Shut the Fuc UP!! Compare this to any song U made a Good Comment on. And get bac to Me!! U little On Everything Ass Niggaz!!

    This shit is Cool!!

  • Derrick

    Well base off this song im not buying the ep! Next single better be a classic not this immature shit!

  • Lolz

    Fags don’t get it this is supposed to be a funny song lol.

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  • http://rapradar.com/2011/01/20/new-music-t-i-follow-your-dreams/ che el pibe

    its not better than fast lane but its good

  • ALEX

    lyrically, u gotta give it to Em. beat is nice, hook is o-k-a-y. they aint talking bout shit but who cares, they can spit hella fyah!

  • http://www.twitter.com/zario mr.zee

    allot of people cant relate to this cause its so fast and u cant make out much unless ur a “hiphop head” n want to sit and decipher every word and line after listening to it 100 times on repeat.

  • Ac@pella!

    This is crazy fuckin dope.

  • http://yahoo.com U GUYS SUCK!

    WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

  • BAD MET EVIL AND THEN THEY BOTH WENT POP

    NOT ON THE LEVEL OF FAST LANE BUT DAMN THAT WAS ANYWHERE BUT WACK. FUCKING AWESOME SONG.

  • comptonkilla

    I’ll send a fucking axe at you if you insist on a fucking accent (AXE SENT)

    *dead*

  • commentcritics

    maaaaan……..yalll keep me laughing…….this song supposed to be a funny concept…..listen to the flow you dummies….the origininality of clipping mike epps on the hook….yall telling me em not spittin??? quit your rap fan careers…..NOW

  • crysis

    hers is the lyrics of the chain mane.

    [Intro: Mike Epps]
    All these little young kids ain’t got no direction
    Shit, these lil kids is on everything

    [Hook: Mike Epps]
    Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
    Hennessy, vodka, I’m on everything

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    I’m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
    Henny-henny, sober don’t interest me
    I’m on everything
    Bout to sip the liquor like it’s ‘caine
    That’s how high I am
    I take painkillers to ease the pain
    Though I ain’t in pain
    No, we, ain’t the same, we drunk
    I’m on everything
    ‘Cept when I kick it, gout
    Me sobering up, ha, alf
    Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, ‘rooms
    I done woke up with a fucking tiger in my bathroom
    I am fucking high, high, high, high
    Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother
    Me and Vicious on ‘shrooms
    Call us the Mario brothers
    Back down, we never back down
    Never laid out
    Can’t put my back down

    [Hook]

    [Eminem]
    Painkillers, I call ‘em ‘caine pillars
    ‘Cause they’ll hold me up when I take ‘em
    I need a cane and pillows
    I’m on everything
    Sick when I kick it, barf
    Me sobering up, fart
    I crush ya brain like a pill crusher, lets crush a pill yeah
    Fuck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up
    Grab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the crib
    Man, whoda knew that 3 in the morning I’d still be up
    Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up
    On my way to the dealer’s, tryna re-up
    Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R, E, yep
    It’s wrong, other words I just f-cked my RV up
    Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
    While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
    And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
    I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the craft
    There’s a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta
    Flows dreaded like some fucking tangled hair rastafarian, Jamaican, relax, man
    I’ll send a fucking axe at you if you insist on a fucking accent
    Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, c heck ya girl
    ‘Cause after we pop you up, we popping her up
    So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups
    Your boyfriend better find another fucking whore to smash the stir up
    We rap like we’re on

    [Hook]

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    I’m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, speed
    Uh, classic!
    It’s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
    I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
    Kid you not, I’m lit up as fuck, tablecloth tucked in my pants
    Then I’m hearing dishes drop, ’cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks

    [Eminem]
    Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center
    Wit’ a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
    And a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stain
    I’ll crush your brain like I’m crushing pills
    What the fuck’s the muthfucking deal?
    This shit’s making me feel like I’m tryna do a muthfuckin cartwheel up a hill

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    How many bars, how many tabs?
    A-c-i-d, y-e-s, ’cause I’m sniffin NYES

    [Eminem]
    F-u-c-ked up, and it’s obvious

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    Smoking Henny in my chest

    [Eminem]
    I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    I’m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T

    [Eminem]
    Put this CD in and you’ll see
    The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    You are gonna wind up six feet deep
    Under that shits creek so I hope that you want preservers

    [Eminem]
    You could put a turd on the plate
    Silverware on the tablecloth to serve us
    You don’t bring shit to the table
    I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murdered
    You pushing the envelope, and I’m shovin’ that whole post office further
    Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    How many bars, how many bars
    Maui, wowee, sour diesel, how many jars
    To all my people I’ll be the Mars, mommy come on
    She can actually wrap my nutsack ’round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall
    And she can just puke from sipping this piss from my 24-inch catheter cord

    [Eminem]

    I’m the type that’ll take a bath wit’ a whore
    Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door
    When I’m stashin’ ‘er in the back, smackin’ her forehead on the dash
    And its accidentally blowin’, a Benz jeep horn

    [Royce]

    My friends be knowin’ that when I’m on a binge, I’m stingy
    Even when I’m ten deep in a room with the MG and and wit’ Lindsay Lohan and she on…

  • Pete boii

    if you listen to shes the one or nuthin to do by them you’ll see this song isnt any different

  • http://shhdonthate.com shhdonthate

    dont giva fuck what yall say. they murdered this shit. It’s not a serious type of track. For being that type of track esp looking at the hook. They murdered that shit with their lyrical capabilities. The third verse was even crazier. How many fuckin artists. on some real shit, can really do that on a track that they were just probably messin around with at first and do this to it? Honestly this sh is sick for what they did…but the lyrics, and rhyme schemes, on point Honestly some of yall ou there need to stop criticizing shit so quick and understand the depth of this genre…some of yall ignorant dumb fucks r annoying as shit.

    btw…shhdonthate

  • jams

    @SO ICY BOY stay with that gucci dumb shit. this is SHADY. FAGGOT

  • red2

    argh i hate eminems wanna be bone thugs flow beats dope 2003 eminem would have murdered it but man this is rubbish so much rap and not 1 quotable or meaning in any of the words all flow no content and if its drugs has nothing on ems old drug songs drug ballad n shit this is just crap talking about mustard n shit fuckin random similies and metaphors lets just face it em has nothing to rap about anymore no story cant rap about bein broke cant rap about kim or haley cant rap about drugs the turmoils of fame his got nothing and you can tell by his latest songs there is zero real emition in them he thinks just cos he growls and blasts a loud aggresive delivery and tries to go 100 miles an our on some bizzy bone shit thats not even always on beat it will make up for the fact he has nothing to say

  • scratch that

    ITS WACK!

  • SIREHI

    Still a doPe song lol!

  • Olli

    This song shows again: content isnt everything… Awesome.

  • shady

    Oh god…Em’s second verse had a shitloada quotables
    you 13 yr olds could get ‘em…
    pasta cheese, kraft
    axe sent, accent
    flow dreaded, like braids rasta…

    unfukinbelievable man…for real

    good track to have fun wid (Y)

  • D

    seriousy tho, mr. porter never been good…

  • support real hip hop

    this is just too WACK!!!

    sounds like WE MADE YOU 2011

  • Cemal

    why isnt mike epps credited? and did they sample mike epps from a stand up show or did he record it just for this?

  • da 5’9

    fuck the haters that dont know real hip hop…..shady 2011!!!

  • drew who

    royce is a fuckin beast

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  • Marshall

    THATS THE REAL SHIT

    FUCK JAYZ, FUCK LIL B, FUCK KANYE, FUCK GUCCI, FUCK WACKA FLOCKA, FUCK TYLER, FUCK RICK ROSS, FUCK DRAKE, FUCK LIL WAYN, FUCK EVERYBODY

  • Guess

    HOW FUCKING BLACK

  • Tyler

    Young Jack its a EP not a album SMFH.

  • JERZZZ

    So Icy Girl I told you a month ago to kill yaself. Please do.
    Dope music fuck these lame niggas

  • Belize

    not diggin it
    *sigh*

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  • hipnotize

    huuuuuuuge em fan but this isnt that good..
    been listenin to j cole lately and his lyrics interest me more than em’s right now. dude be killin it right now. Em needs something good to rap about, thats when he makes the best music.he be flowin good like a motherfucker but yeah

  • willie_mcfly22

    haha uhhh crazy fub song i guess…sounds like they was watchin Mike Epps show then was like lets make a song haha…killed it at the end tho…

  • http://mofosincharge.wordpress.com MFIC Productions

    Not their best, but still better than lil wayne’s new single. http://www.MOFOSINCHARGE.com

  • lovely

    LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Protest

    this is wack, disappointing….lol

  • SaintLuke

    Song is dope, especially if you can relate to this shit…if you dont do drugs then the song is mediocre.

  • Bronx NY

    ive been a eminem fan since day six…. but this is trash … Em stop playin and get’em

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  • dean

    i liike it why bt why t.f ddnt thy turn the ep to an lp and bruno mars????

  • http://@CharLaOoficial CharLaOoficial

    Yeah

  • Dj Skittlez

    nice

  • http://www.tagged.com/pienman pienman

    killed it…killed it!

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  • http://www.cccam.co cccam

    I never got why rappers leak the weakest joints off a project as promo, makes you question how tight this EP will actually be.

  • http://facebook.com Kiran

    Cool! Bad Meets Evil Rocks!
    I want to learn the Fast Lane now! I know the Lighters.