Damn You, Miley.
What does it take to be number one? Here are some easy steps. First, title your song after a notable person. Real or fake, it doesn’t matter. Second. Heavy drums. Niggas love drums. Third and, most importantly, repeat the aforementioned title incalculable times. That’s what the Migos did. You see, the group weren’t the first to do it, just the worst. Sure, it “bangs” in the club, but at 1 A.M., what song doesn’t? Oh sweet niblets. This stinks!—B.Dot