Stop Miley, Miley, Miley, Stop.
There’s nothing better than a crisp pair of Js. But when producer Mike Will Made It decided to make it a song, we wanted to kick ourselves. If the obnoxious hook wasn’t enough, Miley Cyrus rapping certainly was (“I’m MC Hammer fly, you can’t touch/ J’s so fly I should work at Flight Club”). Horrible. But, then again, Wiz and Juicy’s aren’t any better (“Pro athlete I’m not no wannabe/ Waitress asked how many bottles? I said 23”). Technical foul.—Big Homie