’14 Worst Albums #1: Riff Raff ‘Neon Icon’

Written By: @BdotTM January 8, 2015 @ 6:00 PM EST
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Blinding.

Riff Raff’s Neon Icon runs low on wattage and expectations. Packed with disjointed experiments (“Time”) and puerile bars (“Cool It Down”), at times, you’re not sure whether you’re laughing at him (“Versace Python”) or with him (“Quaberry Dolphin”). After a few spins, ain’t nothing funny.

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  • cmonhomiewemajor

    RR just got trolled by Riff Raff

    but Introducing the Icon was hard, can’t hate

  • this the reason why you got to keep these kind of people out of hip hop just like iggy there just fucking up the feng shui

    • #IDGT

      Iggy’s raps are aiight..

      • yeah

        Don’t be serious, please

        • #IDGT

          Dead.

      • aaaaahhhhhhhha thats the funniest shit i heard all day thanks for the joke my G iggy raps aiight thats funny

        • #IDGT

          I don’t get why people lie to themselves lol.

          • i agree you should never convince yourself something is good because your told too LOL

          • Trilles[Tx]

            i agree you should listen without bias LOL the skill is obvious. you’re lying to yourself dude. you the only one losing.

          • sense were telling the truth why are telling me about some ugly ass white bitch with a fake down south accent that everybody that grew up listening to rap for over 25yrs on the real you havent been around long enough to have an opinion now thats the truth

          • Trilles[Tx]

            Old and new can have an opinion fool. Silence people because they haven’t been around as long? You’re ignorant. She’s from Australia, it’s called an ~Australian~ accent for a reason. Ugly? Stop talkin shit about something you beat to son.

          • LMFAO the fool is the one arguing over a wackass white bitch that is geographically challenged with a fake ATL accent unlike you i have a wife so i dont have to do so have fun playing with your self LOL

          • Trilles[Tx]

            lol sure thing homie, sure thing.

          • no doubt LOL stay up my G

    • diggz

      what u mean these kind of people? lol dick

      • do me a favor take your dick put it between you legs and go fuck your self lets get that out the way first and two i dont explain myself to nobody if you feel offended good that is what i was aiming for

        • diggz

          u gay

          • i thought that was some solid advice for your racially confused white ass dont white boys like doing extra gay shit

          • diggz

            u gay

          • u gayer

          • diggz

            and now we are in a 2nd grade argument lol..
            no u gay!

          • diggz

            get some fucking english lessons too, I just actually read your comment can’t even understand what the fuck it says lol

          • im hiding from youyou need to learn to mind your own business because nobody was talking to your chedder bob white ass

          • diggz

            hiding? I don’t get it. You’re on my fuckin comment, this is my business that you’re invading. Please translate that for us intellectual people. I don’t speak hogwash.

          • you hit me up asking me to explain myself to you you got alot of nerve if you dont like it i was talking to my people so if you got hurt feelings over that thats your problem so as i said take your wannabe white ass and kick rocks

          • diggz

            I wanna be white? I am white lol but who cares about color, only ignorant pricks.

          • FUCK UP nobody trying to hear all that coom by ya my lord shit keep this in mind your on a black hip hop website site questioning black people about there comments always keep this in mind your a guest nobody invited you

          • diggz

            Lol you mad? First off this isn’t your fucking site numbnuts. You don’t own a site, you don’t own anything. So this is a black site? I didn’t know that thanks for the clarification. So I guess b dot features Macklemore and Action Bronson on here for no reason at all. You’re way to angry bro you need a hug lol. It’s only hip hop and a site don’t get your panties in a bunch. Ain’t no one singing no coom by ya, was that some kind of shot at me being white? Cause I don’t get it.

          • somebody is caught up in there feelings because they cant let it go LMFAO

          • diggz

            Pretty sure I just wrote that in 2 minutes in my car before walking to the crib. Ok convo done have a good day.

      • SlickRick76

        I know who the Real Mac Diesel is. Back in the day on koolkeith.co.uk he went by Ron Diesel. Always typed in caps and always starting crap with people. Dude is the OG TRoll!

  • Gordon

    Of course you picked the easy target. I also find it hard to believe B. Dot even listened to the album. It had some good songs though.

  • ITS ME

    Riff Raff hardly takes rap seriously. Talk about a safe pick RR (as expected) lmao. Riff Raff gets a W on this one – his stardom increased exponentially due to this album. And some songs on here are catchy as hell

    • Yes He does take rap seriously, go listen to his interview at hot 97 he was on defense the whole time. Ebro was going in on him.

      • Iceberg Slim

        He says specifically in the interview that he doesn’t take himself seriously. He says it like five fucking times.

    • iknow

      Definitely NOT the Worst Album , its Just Different..

    • Dan

      my aunt makes $82 every hour on the laptop . She has been laid off for eight months but last month her check was $17292 just working on the laptop for a few hours. go;.Raff

  • A. Michael Tatum

    He should feed his baby.

  • At least he had one hot track with Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwwdinz… can’t say that about Future’s album.
    https://bkjames.bandcamp.com/

    • yeah

      Karate chop, move that dope, I won, honest… You sir need to reevaluate

      • All whack except maybe Move That Dope, but I prefer the G Unit version… I Won was the like the worst track to feature Kanye ever.

        • yeah

          If you like rif raf your taste level resides in topsoil, point blank period

          • I don’t like Riff Raff, but did enjoy one song of his. I don’t like Future, but have enjoyed at least one of his songs too.

    • diggz

      yeah intro was dope tho… up all night on cocain haha that was good too

  • Kinghenry

    Far from the worst, this had heat

  • FREE MAX B

    still album cover of da year though!

    • FREE MAX B

      oretty sure thats not even his baby

      • FREE MAX B

        pretty

  • Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwwdinz. Was my shit tho.

  • yeah

    I feel for anybody who took the time to listen to this

  • truth

    for the first and second worst albums on this list… whose the A&R’s responsible for these travesties

  • THE REAL mac DIESEL

    THIS LOW LIFE BLOOD SUCKIN’ LEECH IS DENTRIMENTAL TO THE BLACK COMMUNITY AND THE WHITE COMMUNITY!!!! THE EPITOME OF A TRUE CULTURE VULTURE!!!! FUCKIN’ SCUM!!!!

    #ELVIS

    DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

    • diggz

      wow u are a fucking hater go fucking kill yourself racist PRICK
      fuckin loser ass fuckin homo man, your fucking comments are garbage you broke ass mother fucker. I fuckin hate your comments your a fucking loser yo .. it aint your fucking culter it’s rappers culter, you aint no fuckin rapper, your a piece of shit hiding behind a computer with NO FUCKING TALENT! go fuck youself thanks . #rant

      • THE REAL mac DIESEL

        YOU MAD!!!! HA!!!! WIPE YOUR FUCKIN’ ASS WITH THAT RANT!!!!

        DON’T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!!

        • diggz

          oh I’m hatin lol

        • Starpoint feat Renee Diggs

          LOL!

  • TheTruthHurts

    These lists give way too much shine to garbage that should just fade out.

  • Uncle Tom

    I swear rap radar stays on MMGs dick and that fraud officer Ricky. How did that cop not get #1 trash album for mastermind. Worst piece of shit I’ve heard in years, not one song was bearable. At least that clown riff raff had some tracks you could actually listen to, Versace Python is that shit

    • War Machine

      your a fucking moron. plain and simple. Mastermind was dope. i could kind of see what u mean if u said Hood Billionaire but mastermind? foh queer

      • Uncle Tom

        you avid dialer of 911, clearly you support your police, faggot. Trash always supports other trash for example you supporting mastermind, another example is your real father dumpster dives in the garbage behind McDonald’s. Trash supports trash always has always will. Why trash music is abundant

        • War Machine

          U fucking nerd bahahahahaha

          • Uncle Tom

            I peeped your biological dad the other day. I had to piss like a mother fucker, went behind McDonald’s to piss on their building because I don’t support that disgusting food. Saw your pops passed out in a dumpster probably from a long day of dumpster diving. I decided to piss on that niggas forehead instead

          • War Machine

            Man that was clever. You actually made my point for me u fuckin square lmaoo

            Nigga u would top the list if they rated the faggots on this site haha

        • emir

          Lol. I couldn’t agree with you more bro

    • bcl187

      So true!! I’d rather listen to riff raff then RICK False!! Fuck anyone who supports MMG fake ass fuks!

  • el jim chapo guzman

    Smh king of Texas.

  • Honest Abe

    1st song on the album was Kray…. listen b4 u judge my comment

    • diggz

      yup!!!

  • diggz

    THIS CD WAS 10 TIMES BETTER THEN ANY MMG BULLSHIT THAT WAS RELEASED THIS YEAR. THOSE 2 RICK ROSS CD’S WERE PURE FUCKING GARBAGE THAT SHOULD OF BEEN ON HERE, WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT? PEOPLE THAT DON’T SEE THIS AS A GOOD CD DIDN’T FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND HATING CAUSE HE WHITE. THIS CD HAD SOME GOOD JOINTS AND TO SAY ITS THE WORST CD OF THE YEAR IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

    • emir Tijerina

      I agree with you on the wack ass Rick False music. But I haven’t really heard any of Riff Raff’s music but I’m sure it’s better than that fake Fuck officer Ricky

      • hostage

        at least Riff Raff is being himself ..

        originality… kind of the wrong way, but still more original then the officer.

  • jlUK

    Best single was Bobby Shmurda and this was worst album? They are both parodies of rap.

  • Free Agentz

    He should be exempt, we know he’s not serious

  • yorapper

    The album wasn’t that good but worst? And “Time” is hilarious, how can you hate on it?

  • diggz

    This category makes no sense btw. There was thousands of wack ass cd’s released this year with 0 plays, but this has some fans, air play and a few good songs and yall pick this? So this is worse then any LIL B cd that was released this year? Lol yall picked 4 white rap artists and since they white they had the worst CDs. Get that fucking culture vulture shit out of here. Aint no music owned by any race. Rock, Country, Pop, shit they all cross over. Should white people be pissed at Nelly for making a country song? I mean IGGY, I hate her voice but there were songs on there that were actually #1 on the charts yet that’s one of the worst CDs of the year? yeah okay

  • Public Hairs

    So this is supposed to be a credible hip hop site and you actually had high expectations for THIS album? Too scared to put Hood Billionaire on this list I see lol @B.Dot

  • scutin

    Riff Raff sucks

  • scutin

    Riff Raffs is my nigga though

  • king_of_kings

    versace python is a goddamn classic I can’t agree with this shit

  • diggz

    Lol he just posted this to the haters. …

    http://instagram.com/p/xn0AGSs1gN/

  • Chris Searl

    Funny when the “worst album” is better than 90% of the best albums/mixtapes.

  • Reggie Bo

    I wouldnt even take riff raff seriously enough to name him worst album