“Shockin’ a bitch, B.”
Meka and the white brother, Shake got the latest and greatest from the mind of Mr. Starks. Here, Tone explains how to make your better half feel good. Let’s see: Pamper her. Soft kisses. Back rubs. Cook. Or take her out to eat somewhere nice. Remember: vacations squash petty domestic beefs. Beach visits preferred. Couple massages. Volleyball. Various hotel activities. Candles in the tub. Lingerie. Pajama sets. Cakes. Luther or Barry CDs. Make love to her to slow jams. Slow fuck. Eat pussy. Don’t suck too hard.
Yup. Got it all. Check! How’d you think I’ve been happily married for four years? I got it covered. Ha!
100% Bowtie Free!
“I shoulda played Big but it’s all gravy.” (Gravy? Remember him? Ha!)
Roc La Reunion time. With all the hype on BP3, let us not forget rap heads that the Broad Street Bully got a new product out there too. Been meaning to put this up and, thankfully, The Streets reminded me. This thing knocks. I dare you to disagree! I dare ya.
Why is 50 so successful? Well according to the clip above, it’s because he has no fear, homie. Yup, you still have to wait for BISD, but Curtis’ new book with acclaimed author Robert Greene is droppin’ in a few days (Sept 8th). In the words of Kris Parker, “Take the pillow from your head and put a book in it.” Ha!
Spotted: 57th Ave
Previously: RR Exclusive: The 50th Law Foreword Excerpt
Update: Uh oh, C.J. got a mixtape comin’ to promote the project. Single, “Flight 187” drops tonight at 10 EST.
Better late than never, I guess. Peep Joey’s visual aid to his “Hey Joe.” Hey Gabriel Hart, good job.
This afternoon, I finally found time to quickly thumb through this Chronic re-issue. I really hate the way Tha Row recycles the same classic product over and over and over again. Still, the promise of seven unreleased tracks was enough to intrigue me. Well, I shouldn’t have bothered. I especially don’t like the way they butchered the Snoop joint, “Poor Young Dave” with some cheesy-ass baseline added on top. So I dug in my digital crates, and here you go, the dusty OG version off one of my cassette tapes. Pardon the tape pop at the 1:25 mark. That’s as real as it gets. Ha!
Time to wave goodbye. Today, a New Jersey judge threw the book at Max B and sentenced the crooner to 75 years in jail in connection to a murder and robbery four years ago. Max’s stepbrother was sentenced to LIFE plus 35 years for his role in the crime.