“Shockin’ a bitch, B.”
Meka and the white brother, Shake got the latest and greatest from the mind of Mr. Starks. Here, Tone explains how to make your better half feel good. Let’s see: Pamper her. Soft kisses. Back rubs. Cook. Or take her out to eat somewhere nice. Remember: vacations squash petty domestic beefs. Beach visits preferred. Couple massages. Volleyball. Various hotel activities. Candles in the tub. Lingerie. Pajama sets. Cakes. Luther or Barry CDs. Make love to her to slow jams. Slow fuck. Eat pussy. Don’t suck too hard.
Yup. Got it all. Check! How’d you think I’ve been happily married for four years? I got it covered. Ha!
Props: 2DB
Previously: GFK’s Wizdom Of The Week # 2| GFK’s Wizdom Of The Week # 1





Fuck Harvey Levin and anybody that loves his celebrity news website. First you prematurely pronounce the impending death of Lil Wayne (Weezy Forgives. We Don't.) and then you try to link the horrific actions of one of the Boston Marathon culprits to our culture? "DEAD BOMBING SUSPECT: HEAVY INTO HIP HOP" You don't say? It's 2013 and most kids are into rap music. We've been penetrated pop culture, you cock suckers. "What's interesting... hip-hop lyrics are notoriously violent and often degrading to women." So our music is at fault in this tragedy? Let's be clear the only bombs my culture cosigns is DJ Funkmaster Flex's sound effects. Thirty Mile Zone is prone to post anything to get traffic. Fuck dude and his coffee cup. Get you a Rap Radar cup and drink with us in the winner's circle.
Oh Miguel. Leg droppin your fans? You ain't Hulk Hogan and that wasn't part of the program. That's no way to treat the adoring ladies, brother.




