I never heard of this magazine but they got Mr. Raymond’s first cover in promotion of his next album, Monster. I bet he ducked the Tameka questions.
Is that you Radric? You made it to the big time buddy. I kinda dig this one. Don’t tell my Jewish partner. Ha!
Bonus: MC on06. Watch her sidestep Terrence’s “stalker” questions.
Guess Knight is gonna have some fresh kicks.
LOS ANGELES – A judge has ordered Nas to pay Kelis nearly $44,000 in monthly support for the near future, a day after the “Milkshake” singer gave birth to the divorcing couple’s baby boy.
Thanks to my son Noah and his list-makin’ crew for makin’ me feel old today. Yeah I’m still here. And I’ll be here after you. Ha!
That news anchor wasn’t jokin’ about some of the filth found inside The Vixen Manual. Nasty illos Karrine, really? Guess you get one best seller and you can put out garbage the rest of your life.
Previously: Superhead Blows Interview
Bonus: If you’re over 18, peep another nasty drawing. Hey why not? You’re not gonna buy the book anyway.
How’d she not get the front page? No comprendo. Thank me later, perverts.
The Panty Raider tells the 1515 Boys that an album with Lex Diamonds and Tony Starks might be on the way.
“It’s in discussion right now. I don’t want
to say it’s written in stone, but it’s in discussion. I want some
feedback from the fans to see how they would take that. RZA produced
tracks, some other outside producers, of course, and we gonna have
Wu-Tang members on the album, but it’ll be a Rae, Ghost and Meth
Open Letter To Alfamega From YN
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Nigga, what is wrong with you? You got kicked out the crew TWO MONTHS ago. Where you been? Now I know you probably aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but did it really take that long to put your thoughts together. And don’t you know, Tip is locked up! What’s he supposed to do for you right now? He got enough shit to worry about especially with Tiny’s lil ass runnin’ around tryin’ to be a TV star. Have you seen that garbage on BET? Damn, can the incarcerated king get a lil’ peace of mind, shawty?
I’m sure the Tipster appreciates all the goon duties you fulfilled in the past. But sooner or later, the party has to end. The Bang Em Smurfs always get sent back to the hood eventually. Whatchu need Tip for anymore? You got a name now. And as stained as your rep is, you’re one hit away from being relevant. Look at Officer Ricky. Let him be your new muse. Put a big-ass poster of him on your wall. Mega!
Whether or not you’re a snitch don’t matter. This is the music business. The kids just want some hits. Go write a catchy-ass chorus or some shit. Drop that shit on the Internets, get you a buzz and somebody will try to sign you, you big brute. Time to bake your own pie, tough guy. Anyway, this bloodclot cryin’ is too little, much too late. Bottomline: You’re not gonna get any closure from Cliff. Move on, soldier.
P.S. Oh yeah, your mug frightens me. I don’t want no problems. Word to Scrappy. Be clear: This was written strictly for comedic purposes. Someone explain to this nigga what tongue-in-cheek is. Keep on truckin’.
Inspiration: Alfamega Sends T.I. A Kite
“I had a pretty normal 20s”
Pssh, as if. G Rap’s former smeez continues her promo run for her new book, The Vixen Manual. The interview takes a turn for the worst when the hosts grill her about the books content. At the 3:00 mark, the anchor on the right hits the nail on the head.
Previously: Superhead On The Today Show